Animals, Dogs and Dad jokes: Classic dad joke

Classic dad joke

By I hate puns - 15/08/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, we got a dog. My husband was adamant that we should name him Gonit, so I agreed. A friend asked what the name meant, and my husband said, "Why wouldn't you name a dog Gonit?" Then I got it. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 17 August 2025 15:58

It's an Americanism. An expression of frustration or disbelief. As in "Doggonit the tire's flat...".

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 16 August 2025 23:24

Doggonit!

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UsernameNotFound404 21

Saturday 16 August 2025 22:40

I don't understand

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 16 August 2025 23:24

Doggonit!

UsernameNotFound404 21

Sunday 17 August 2025 13:27

I still don't understand what is the joke here. English is my second language.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 17 August 2025 15:58

It's an Americanism. An expression of frustration or disbelief. As in "Doggonit the tire's flat...".

UsernameNotFound404 21

Monday 18 August 2025 19:03

Thanks

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 17 August 2025 15:56

Reminds me of when I named my dag "Nabbit".

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