Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.
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Comments (164)
miniski5 11
Why does he even have a computer??? Just get a family one!!
caligirllife 11
Maybe that's why an 11 year old shouldn't have a laptop in the first place.
EmmaxSampson 9
11 year old with a laptop. There's your problem right there.
rvontr88 21
Why does he have a laptop. That's just bad parenting.
Deviant_fml 5
Yeah, that's not going to work. He's just going to see it as a challenge to overcome. No matter what suite you use, someone has found a way around it and has posted a tutorial, easily found on google. If he's determined enough, he'll most likely become more familiar with the software than you are. Good way to raise a hacker though...
mrkp 14
I'm sure you punished him after you caught him watching **** the first time, even though the FML doesn't say anything about it. Now that you've caught him again, take it away. Sell it/give it to someone who can use it properly. Bottom line, you deserve it for giving an 11 year old his own computer. You should have known something like this would happen. I mean, would it really be so terrible if he had to use some sort of family computer for an hour a two a day and then had to go entertain himself WITHOUT electronics for the rest of the day? I know, I know... that sounds like cruel and unusual punishment, but believe me... he'll live.
perdix 31
Poor bastard! He's going to think he has a tiny penis! Even if he us average, he'll be tiny by potn standards.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Reminds me of my brother..
Dracoboxer357 36
95- Then my advice is hide your underwear, or one day when you step outta the shower, you may catch him and a friend sniffing your bra and commenting on it's warmth. :P (Flashback fml, anyone?) :p
dstadler 6
3 hours installing and configuring a program you bought to do what the operating system will do already
jewl1255 8
Dear people who say watching **** is ok: You're all idiots. There is NO NEED to watch ****. AT ANY AGE! You all need to get off your computers and get lives. And may I point out that I use a computer for nearly every assignment. And I don't have a laptop. I have a VERY old, shared desktop. I only got a cell phone this year. This kid is spoiled and needs good, old-fashioned discipline. And don't give him the computer back.
perdix 31
#97, because getting sex in real life is safer and healthier than looking at videos of strangers having sex?
llama612 27
You sir have no idea what you are talking about. Also I agree with perdix. Not to mention this is a young boy we are talking about about 95% of young boys find a way to see **** be it some magazines they hide under their bed or the internet.
perdix 31
#110, thanks. When I was a kid, I hid a Playboy under my bed, but I hid my stash of Hustlers under the Internet. Back in those days, it was just FTP, listservs and usenet, so it was a pretty obscure place to hide hardcore ****.
KageKaldaka 6
Why is this post being down voted? Despite looking at it, I will agree there is not NEED to look at ****. I personally just do it whenever I get bored and have nothing else to do.