Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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Top comments
wolfgold2 20
So, what happened next? ;)
Cwizer 17
I think he might just be happy and thinking of ways to please you.
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Comments (61)
Pat77235 8
You just have to open up to something like that
blueknight1st 26
Good job, you went and ruined the surprise.
icepick23 12
You may want to buy some lube.
ahsanmasood 4
...get a chastity belt!!!!
The10Doctor 1
am I the only one that finds it ironic rhat comment 69 mentioned a chastity belt?
FayeLemire95 12
Run! Far far away!
Echoa21 18
You won't be sleeping tight after that.
nitrog100 21
Sleep talking doesn't make any sense. Don't think anything of it. My own brother has told me to get that chalk out of his room and asked where he put his castle.
Fuzy2K 7
Maybe he couldn't find his castle because it was buried under the chalk.
Desticles69 13
have fun with that LOL
Fluffy283 8
Welcome to the pants-are-mandatory-in-bed club, OP. You're not the only one who has a freaky partner, you poor thing.
Dif_fml 12
Hahahahahaha!