Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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wolfgold2 20
So, what happened next? ;)
Cwizer 17
I think he might just be happy and thinking of ways to please you.
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Comments (61)
AverageJoey 18
Maybe he was having a dream where he beat up some bad guys to protect you. :)
diamond69_fml 14
OP I noticed you said "in his sleep something like", meaning your not sure, so it's highly likely that you misunderstood him. That's a very strange thing for anyone to say wide awake, much less in there sleep, so again very unlikely. Why don't you just ask him if he has a fetish for fisting or his view of that fetish and see what he says. If he ask why you're asking, just make up a different reason for asking and try to be creative with your reason. If he says it's a strange fetish, then you know he was muttering something else and your worried for nothing.
slyde32 12
I told an ex in my sleep that mickey mouse gives good head, people say strange things in their sleep all the time
RinkuTheHero 13
This is what happens ehen you dpend too much time on /b/.
maggiefox 25
At least be didn't say "Gaddafi'ed!" Hahah.
weveallbeenthere 30
run, run fast and run far.
HaloeNae 15
Separate beds wouldn't really prevent that lol it's not like the bed will have a force field or an alarm. He can still lay in that bed.. Among other things o:
thefastnfuryass 14
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psycheiris13 20
Nothing to be worried about! I know I've said things in my sleep that didn't even make sense. Dreams don't have to make any sense and rarely do. I hope everything works out for you anyhow.
nyikkins 11
Not really going to be a surprise now, though.
EphMi 5
fisting i get, but what is "surprise fisting"? is he going to punch you in the pussy while you're asleep?