Today, I still can't talk to cute girls my age without getting tics. I'm over 30, a lesbian, and technically still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I realized how fucked I am (not). I'm a 26 year-old virgin waiting for love. No guy my age wants someone inexperienced. The older I get, the more ridiculous I feel. I masturbate way more often than I should and it's like my body is screaming for intimacy. I don't know WTF to do. Maybe I'll be the next 40 year-old virgin. FML
Today, I'm 23, but my development was starved due to my overprotective parents. My peers never accepted me, even though I tried to find someone to be friends with. To this day, I've been told I come off as creepy by more women than I have fingers on my hands. I feel like a fifteen year-old walking around in a man's body. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
Today, I’ve been single for so long that my mom’s friends ask her if I’m a lesbian, all because I’m 35 and not married yet. Truth is, my last relationship fucked me up so bad that the thought of falling in love with someone again makes me physically ill. FML
Today, after crying after remembering how horribly wrong it went, 10 years ago, with the only person I was ever able to trust enough to let them get close to me, and how no amount of therapy seems to help me, I read an FML about how nobody wants to date a 30 year-old who has never dated. I'm 29 and might as well give up. FML
Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML
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Top comments
lilacgold 16
That's... That's not how any of this works. It's like saying a straight person doesn't have a confirmed sexuality til they actually sleep with someone as well, but no-one says that. I knew I liked guys, girls and nonbinary people before I dated any of them.
jombeewoof 4
don't put the pussy on a pedestal, that person you're pining over and too nervous to even talk to is probably just as ****** up as the rest of us.
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Comments (4)
rainbowdonnareed 18
Look into speech therapy and regular therapist good luck
wmayrhofer 18
technically you don't even have a confirmed sexual orientation except in your head of course
mando 10
by Ariana Grande or Jason Derulo?
lilacgold 16
That's... That's not how any of this works. It's like saying a straight person doesn't have a confirmed sexuality til they actually sleep with someone as well, but no-one says that. I knew I liked guys, girls and nonbinary people before I dated any of them.
jombeewoof 4
don't put the pussy on a pedestal, that person you're pining over and too nervous to even talk to is probably just as ****** up as the rest of us.
bleachedraven 14
🤣
wawa_sxm 15
im curious is it worse if you talk to a cute guy? or non existant? I mean your 30 years old time to take some risk, why not try the not so cute girl next time? maybe you will realise attraction based on looks usually doesnt last very long