Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, I'm finally visiting my long-distance boyfriend in his home country. He has a vomit-inducing migraine, and the traditional food he fed me triggered the worst kidney attack I've had in years. We're both lying on the couch writhing in pain. Yay, quality time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML
Today, I came back home from a 3-month trip to see my boyfriend and his family. Leaving them was obviously very emotional, and to top it off as soon as I got home, I realized I'd left my antidepressants behind, and I now have the flu as well. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been in the hospital since Saturday and I don't know when he'll be home, the anniversary of my favorite grandma's death is coming up, and it's the week before my period. My emotions are so out of whack that even I'm sick of myself. FML
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real life problems 26
Still probably feels better to be with him with all those problems than being alone?
commandpriority 5
So... anal. Every other hole has problems lol
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free_parking 3
cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it
Inkoseh 33
There's a red river already flowing. And no bridge needed, just an old towel or three. ;)
commandpriority 5
So... anal. Every other hole has problems lol
EmDizzle2007 28
solid.
real life problems 26
Still probably feels better to be with him with all those problems than being alone?
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you’re gonna get drilled in the immediate future. Cheers!
FishyFishy 12
I mean.... it could be worse! -_-
ncparry 18
Shit happens...
tounces7 28
I feel like one of those problems should have been at least somewhat predictable.
raven_of_azarath 35
Not if OP was on a newish birth control. Or on Depo. That makes periods very weird sometimes.
Inkoseh 33
Period is not predictable. Even on a 28 day, it can come days early or late. Mixed with unknown nervousness/prep of his arrival, the cold that had been sitting in her before symptoms arrived doesn't help. Plus, maybe the BF couldn't come any other time, and he's visiting on the days he was allowed time off/to visit. Human bodies are weird and work around their own schedule. We ain't robots!
sarsuela 29
I'd say root canal is predictable. It migth have been fine few years ago but things change. I'd be more sympathetic if she had said few months ago.
d3rpb0t 10
This sounds like a nightmareish rhyme. Twas the day my beau was due But I was joined by Aunt Flo and the flu Hoped I did to have fun with bae Til a dental drill spun in the way
Cali 57
Can I place a vote for this as the best comment of the week?
DanielleinDC 34
Damn, girl, your body went full-on **** you, didn't it?