Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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ImInABox 6
Not much of a Shakespeare, are ya?
TigerWoods101 0
umm... HOW big was the rock?!?
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Comments (189)
ImInABox 6
Not much of a Shakespeare, are ya?
juliahockey 0
atleast he was trying to be cute....would of scared the shit out of me though.
destinyo_ox 0
Romeo Romeo xD
myschyveus 0
OP you did that because there's no such thing as cell phones right? because that would make sense.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
did this remind anyone else of the music video for "check yes juliet" by we the kings? :D
NavySEAL13 0
duh that's what happens when you throw a rock at a window
woahbro2slow 0
a b c d e f g h I j k l m n fag q r s t u v w x y z op is a fag
W0 0
why didnt you just call her?
littlemissFYL 5
this isn't the 19th ******* century, you should have pulled out your phone and texted or called the girl, idiot.
daniismiles11 0
what have people told you about life NOT beaing like the movies and yet you try tp go shakespear ... nice
igotnolegs 1
Ahhh i've made the classic mistake of choosing the wrong window. :/
SeaMen 3
How does one break a hole?
BooGhosted 0
Well now no need to be mean, she could've just turned her phone off like lots of people do. Doesn't make him an idiot.
j_cat187 20
use a pebble not the brick
taylove23 1
throw something smaller next time.
abdelrahmannader 0
Dumb ******
TigerWoods101 0
umm... HOW big was the rock?!?
xerxes190 3
didn't you learn from the last guy who did that and posted it on this site?
HeavyMetalViking 0
About 6'5" and weighing about 260 pounds, it's the peoples' champion!
commodore350 0
win ^
chickenfriedCG 0
he must have had a rock-et arm.
JacksonCampbell 9
It's supposed to be a PEBBLE, not a ROCK. OP is stupid. Oh, and it's "sneacked," not "snuck." I call YDI on this one.
Felix_Felicis15 8
86, it can be "snuck" or "sneaked". :)
notsocrazee 0
you must be stupid to correct someone's grammar incorrectly!
baby_dee97 8
86 you spelled sneaked wrong so don't be dissing other people on their grammar
deaper 16
The LAST GUY? Shit... More like: "Didn't you learn from the LAST TWELVE GUYS who did that and posted it on FML?"
AboveTheRest 6
he wouldnt throw a big rock so I think the real question is How cheap was the window?
agaba 0
i ******* hate grammer nazis therejust annoying and if you understand what people are saying then theres no need to correct them and i swere to ******* god if someone corrects my errors im done with comments and i did all thoes mistakes on purpouse :p
dcam13 19
86 you fail at being a grammar freak lol. you forgot to correct the last sentence... the OP should have said "broke the window" or "made a hole in the window" unless he actually broke a hole that was already in the window. if you're going to be that person nobody likes by correcting spelling/grammar, at least correct all of it.
Felix_Felicis15 8
140, I like your moustache coffee mug.
shenaniganry 3
142: I like your name.
Felix_Felicis15 8
Why thank you, 154. :)
AthletsRun 0
shut up
Badtz_maru_fml 0
Not as romantic as the movies, I see.
Davyy 0
I know, OP should've just called her, that would've woken her up.
gwadafiesta_fml 2
Movies lie to people: I don't think this ever ends up without damage to the window! But hey, now you know.
shaaayyee 0
Well, I'm guessing she woke up.
EverybodyHatesCh 0
so did the parents and the whole block
RavenDesired 10
Why not call her?
SunDropGirl 0
lol the modern way of romance.... well it's why some people think I would prefer rocks but not if it broke my window(:
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
lol ikr
DreaminOfMusic 0
ya Uh I think it's supposed to be a pebble hahaha epic fail!
manny2 0
or at least txt.
manny2 0
or at least txt.
Hotlanta 5
not very very sneaky sir!
jbird1193 3
that threw being romantic out the window
tigers5 1
true.
ritbbehindu 0
I see what you did there
chickenfriedCG 0
technically it right through the window. But still, very well played
lolylol_fml 5
niiiiice pun
Got_any_grapes1 4
It matches the hole in your brain.
shutupYDI 4
atleast he was trying to be romantic?
DiEsELcKoBraTTi 0
Lol shoulda texted her
x3herox3 0
Try a wreck ball next time.