Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Top comments
lolfood 24
That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.
unknown_user5566 27
He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)
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Comments (68)
lolfood 24
That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.
brt3420 13
I work for a security alarm company and I deal with the equipment all day, it was most likely a glass break sensor. Older equipment suck and are easily triggered.
unknown_user5566 27
No kidding. That must be bothersome during storms if the wind is strong enough to blow objects into the windows.
xxmel 6
Pebbles? Sounds more like boulders.
sarahjacquelyn 3
Window sensors I believe there mate
Goldenchest 14
He should throw tennis balls next time.
mars13_fml 8
I know... My alarm doesn't go off unless a window is broken or opened. Just hitting it wouldn't work.
summerlover23 5
Cheap bed.
sr101998 0
52- the hell did you just say? That has nothing to do with this FML. I'm sorry but explain what you mean, if you have the time
lolfood 24
52, what the **** does that have to do with my comment or the FML?
Aug1508 9
Well that's one way to let them know you have a boyfriend. Next time tell your boyfriend to text.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
But texting isn't nearly as romantic!
DespairFaction 11
And a burglar alarm is? Besides, since when is texting pictures of yourself in the mirror not romantic? < sarcasm warning>
puppytaco64 8
Textings too mainstream
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
That wasn't even sarcasm, that was just kinda lame...
Sumalum 7
At least it didn't break the window.
zachherbert 10
Now that woulda been romantic!
unknown_user5566 27
He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)
reallytho3 11
We're not near peters creativity level yet lol
FMMFL1992 3
If he's doing something someone else did, then he is not being creative.
unknown_user5566 27
It's still creative, it's just not unique. Using your logic anyone who paints, writes, practices photography, etc are not using their creativity.
flockz 20
"where fore art thou Romeo?"
MyAlmostLover 3
I did know that! Yay English class! haha
LaughinStock 16
LOL I don't know why but I imagined 33's dog saying that, with glasses. Did anyone else, or am I the only weird one.
DoubleCross 9
What happened to cell phones??? Or at least a softer object.
ittsdann 6
Yeah because throwing a cotton ball or A handful of feathers at a window is really going to get someone's attention.
DoubleCross 9
I meant a bouncy ball or some similar material that doesn't scratch.
StopDropNRoll 11
simple rocks are free an are commonly located near windows and many other convenient locations.
unknown_user5566 27
I don't think the pebbles scratching the window is what set off the alarm. I think the fact that the window was being pelted with objects is what set it off. A bouncy ball would likely have the same effect.
JoeSaysSsso 2
why would he throw cell phones???
aaaannnnaaaa 8
Haha LOL!
lolfood 24
That is the most creative comment that I have ever seen. I bet a lot of thought went into that comment.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
47- well of course!! She had to decide whether or not "lol" should be in caps or not!!
DoubleCross 9
Why didn't he run when the alarm went off?
kamikrazy 6
Cause then it would have been considered a crime.
sr101998 0
That's why I'm in jail bud.
ICastillo 25
At least you know you're safe in your house.
trippythehippy 6
No I wasn't trying to sneak in.... I was trying to.... Uhh yea