Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML
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vaebouria 0
dude that's ******* creepy! call the panda
Eddie_Paints 0
Did you enjoy Hannah Montana anyway??
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Comments (105)
luisavs 0
0h yuck that sucks. I hope he wasn't purposely bumping into you...
whatchutalkinbou 0
I think it's pretty obvious he was 0_0
sublimaze 6
YDI for being short
DeeBizz 0
boner soup .
Repttar 0
good, did u flash ur mameries, suck him and make him a sandwhich? if u didn't, quit ur bitching and get in the kitchen
theian01 3
I died reading #14's post. That was one of the best jokes he's had.
punkin76 0
I've had that happen myself. Luckily it was a hot young guy though.
JohnyF 0
12 hahahaha lol haha XD lol seriously it's not his fault
BadPinkKitty07 0
ok what I really want to know is, did you then move after bumping into the frozen hotdog, or were you feelin frisky and freaky and decided to stay there? this question will be haunting me all day...
blitzen123 0
What a creeper.
mn_mpls 0
ydi for going to a concert that an old guy would go to. unless he went just so he could creep on girls. then fyl
WordsOfHope 0
once again reptarr wins
mfmylifesrsly 30
iiiii think if he was hott you should have offered to go **** in the bathroom!
peace7love2FML 0
then move?
Becca_Blaise 0
ewwww that soo creepy
michael32123 0
@51 you me = good buttsecks?
michael32123 0
@51 you me = good buttsecks??
WhatANoob 0
I call fake. I've read the same FML but it was on a train
cantdeleteaccount 2
#83 whats wrong with you thats like the third time you posted that to some random girl you pedifile
kjhowse 0
yu deserve it for making him get one
Danielt104 6
@ 12 **** you you prick. OP can't help that they are short!
anlhawks 5
ha thank you really i'm short it's not under my control!!
vaebouria 0
dude that's ******* creepy! call the panda
glen12 0
sexual harrassment panda?
summerloolooloo 0
They should make it possible to "like" comments.
BlueBomber 0
Note the thumbs-up icon to your right, if you're in a browser. If not, disregard this comment. It'll self-destruct shortly anyway.
fisheatsbear 6
they don't have the thumbs on an iPod
Wooddaver 0
@43 which is kinda ironic when you think about it...
adriiana1019 0
haha!! it totally is ironic!
mfmylifesrsly 30
I dont get it 55.......
crazycornn 0
neither do I...
Fiskerz 0
you use your thumbs to type on a iPod/iPhone
papichulo1411 0
hey #66 let's hook up
nerdytacos 3
am I the only one who got the South Park reference?
Miguel11167 4
Yes They Do.
SliceNthrice 0
haha dang that suckss you got set up. He must have had a blast.
spongebob95 0
lmao I know
imNotWavy 0
3rd! y'all should really try to KETCH-UP!
junolee 0
2nd fail man...your fkn 4th u retard even in another post u failed to count right
scorpio95 0
Yeah, what ^^^ said
xKazama_Blood 0
what a retard. fail again #3
SBone_fml 0
Hear hear. What a douche.
tokintot07 0
argeed--with junolee. and has anyone realized this same story has been posted. first it was an old guy on the subway bumping, then the homeless guys on the subway, now it's an older man at a concert. jeez
Eddie_Paints 0
Did you enjoy Hannah Montana anyway??
gohabs21 0
lul
paperisuseful 0
lmao
mymuse 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! best comment ever
Eggvader 0
a concert free humping. you know some people have to pay to get hump. unless the concert was sucky I don't see an FML here.
gotpromise 0
If she had to pay to be humped by an old man, a refund is necessary.
tristan1001 0
agreed
perdix 31
1. Wink at older man. 2. Complain that you are short on cash. 3. "Accidentally" bump the boner a few times. 4. Wink again. 5. Hike skirt 6. ????? 7. Profit!
gtridr 1
omg perdix yet again ... epic ****** win
Wooddaver 0
SUPRISE BUTTSECKS for profit???
Wolfwood187 0
lol
sleekRelease 0
I've seen something very similar before here.
werewolflover4ev 0
#15 hell yea!!! ;D that is sooooooo messed up! ewwwww. like, eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
gecko13 0
if you didn't move or hit him in the nutts, ydi!
ktbird 0
Agreed just because you're short doesn't mean you can't stand up for yourself.
adrianna4ever 0
why do people keep sayin that no one deserves to be sexually harrassed and she probably did dobsomething to him. duuhh
KyleSays1 0
eww what a creep