Today, my husband started a new job as an OTR truck driver. He was assigned one week of home time each month, which happens to be the same exact week my period comes every month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when my wife is ovulating, she is wild, horny, and nearly insatiable. So of course for the last four months, our work schedules have overlapped to give us absolutely no free time together during that magical week. I just got my next few weeks of schedule… and make that five months! FML
Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
Today, like every month, I need to summon the courage to tell my husband that I’m on my period. When he finds out, he’s gonna go out and sleep with other women until it’s gone. He has “urges” and “needs sex every day” and if I "can’t give it to him someone else will.” I’m disabled and can’t afford to leave. FML
Today, my husband has been super happy for the last 11 weeks, as he's been able to tell me what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Now I'm allowed to start work again, he's gone back to being super shitty. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML
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wellthatsunfortunate 10
Talk to your doctor about moving your period with the help of the pill. It's possible.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Old towels, baby wipes, condoms, and spare bed sheets. Get all of them ready, and you don't have to wuss out on having period sex.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Old towels, baby wipes, condoms, and spare bed sheets. Get all of them ready, and you don't have to wuss out on having period sex.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
for some women it's actually uncomfortable, not enjoyable like others say.
wellthatsunfortunate 10
Talk to your doctor about moving your period with the help of the pill. It's possible.
saffy66 34
Go on the pill for a month or two then stop it right after he leaves. That should reset your cycle.
blondie45 21
Too much information...🙄
Selene1090 26
Grow up. 🙄
BurnInDemonFire 39
You again? If you're this easily grossed out, you might want to stop visiting FML. Period. Oh wait, did I frighten you?
RichardPencil 32
Your username is a little overly dramatic — ******** count as sex. Glad we could clear that up.
Vada53 15
no they dont!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Then why is it called oral SEX? It's right there in the name.
RichardPencil 32
She just has to take a rain check. Sorry.
jocamo 24
so are you suggesting OP have an affair? cause her hubby is gone the weeks she's not on her period. Or are you suggesting that she doesn't have sex until his schedule changes or he gets a different job?
clair_brodie 35
No one saying he can't either...
Late For Breakfast 19
And another man got his red wings
Deez_Knots 10
When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home
Suzi_d16 27
The saying is: when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.
Vada53 15
sex sponge or take the pill and then stop taking it at a different time of month
onceuponatime456 16
So?
fde2blknimout 18
And? How do you think the Red Barron got his name? And wings?