Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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Top comments
ImInABox 6
Not much of a Shakespeare, are ya?
TigerWoods101 0
umm... HOW big was the rock?!?
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Comments (189)
miume16 0
how big was the rock :O
HeavyMetalViking 0
6'5" and 260 pounds.
resplendencerino_fml 3
you. idiot
situations 3
dude how hard did you throw it?
BB_ava 0
throw a rock at a window... could you be any more stupid? heard of knocking?
Antoine_Dodson1 0
ever heard of 2nd floor rooms ?
docscientist 10
60- Ever hear of omnirapists who can climb through your window?
situations 3
you can't expect to whip it and have the window not break try a really soft gentle throw next time
iamme87 0
ur stronger than you think...just make sure joke with her you don't nudge her, it might end up bruising her, fat boy
bonerlicious23 0
hmmm..I think your supposed to use pebbles....but atleast u woke her up!
aardvarkish 17
Some day, you will be old enough to ring her bell.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Nice one.
NYR1926 0
u must of thrown it pretty hard to make a hole:)
mb1616 0
well at least she's awake.(: