Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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beautiful_mayhem 0
Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!
mehwhateverr 0
yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.
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Comments (199)
SquidUlysses 0
He probably came back into the room, saw it, and thought, "Hell yes!" Only question is if he heard one or two, "HELL NOS!"
shmollycoco 0
I feel bad for you because he's cheating on you, but you did sneak into his place, which is totally a violation of privacy. If you'd caught them out on the street or something I'd really feel for you. But you were both doing something wrong...
caticaticati 3
She has an extra key, I would think that he probably gave it to her... therefore giving her permission to enter his home whenever.
leeenerz 0
ok but i would still find it a bit scary if anyone entered my bed in the middle of the night...just saying
brokensiren 3
That is ROUGH. I hoped you dumped has ass.
dumshitz 0
she was probably just trying to surprise him
theycallmenell 0
**** eachother and don't let him in on any that'll teach him!
lologirl419 0
People who say it's her fault for sneaking into the house... WHY? He's not cheating BECAUSE she snuck into the house. He'd still be cheating, but at least now she KNOWS he's doing it and can dump him. Yeah okay, it's kinda creepy, but it doesn't warrant a YDI for the whole situation. Do you know what a cheating guy can do to people's families? Well they obviously didn't have kids or anything, but you get the point...
Essentials 0
AND THEN???? makings of the greatest story ever.
gargoyle666 5
Pics or it didn't happen.