Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to prank my girlfriend. I said, “I saw you kissing another guy!” She apologized. FML
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Top comments
Chrispayne 4
Dude looks like a lady
Crazy_Toss3R 0
kinky
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Comments (267)
Crazy_Toss3R 0
kinky
airs_01 3
you know things are bad when you mistake your girlfriend for a man.
ahhhFYL 0
well that's pretty awkward.
chuckychan 8
she like it?
redneck0328 5
SOME WILL WIN!!! SOME WILL LOSE!!!
317theterrible 0
maybe the guy looked liked a girl from behind?
BeastNerd 3
Or that man looks like a girl from behind..
imacreeper 3
a nice icepack will go well with your black eye, OP.
arielhoee 9
Very kinky..did he wink and give you a smack on the ass afterwards?
scarletdragonfly 5
That would be so embarrassing! Isn't is kinda bad that you mistakened your girlfriend for a man?
WALLOOP 6
XD
EvilPotato 15
don't lie OP that was your plan all along.
smh33 0
dude how do you not know who your girlfriend is? worse of all she must be ugly if you confused her for a dude
Darth_Naru 0
was it a he-she? or is your girl a she-he?
PurpleRae420 0
o.O
braasilianx0 4
does your girl look like a man ?! o my
EvilPotato 15
I'm giving putplerae's comment a few more minutes before it's gone.
EvilPotato 15
*purplerae's*
The_Weirdo 10
Bitch gotta penis!
YDI__Bitch 0
well did he get into to it? because OP did not pull out so he obviously did.
braasilianx0 4
oh, OP might just be a girl.
sandi315 0
If ur gf looked like braasillianxO the that was one hot guy
iAppTime 0
what's wrong with that comment?
Coconutscyclone 0
Everything
dlohoh978 8
and some just sing the blues!
braasilianx0 4
uh
Shy_Anne 10
ladyboys
lmBrown 0
brassalian, everytime I look at ur photo I getta boner .
IronZombie 0
fyl op if ur gf looks like a man
Destro109 20
total fail
krislia 0
oh
Badshah29 6
did he break your nose? or returned the favour?
Justforlolz 14
2- was that short pointless comment your pathetic attempt to be first on here?
imnotcraZ 0
Justin beiber? you have an FML account?
livvyluvlaf 8
this is a girl's FML if no one noticed... so it's not that weird. just a nice kiss on the cheek for some lucky random guy!
GravyGuy 11
2 just revealed to us the meaning of life.
Sebastian_NG 17
Well.... Did you like it???
salvorican 24
Get some op
kitkat98_fml 0
xD
Big_Red_138 3
Caught in a bad bromance
kingtz 6
At least it was human, right?
tae123 0
93=win.
xxxmadyxxx 0
93, op could be a girl..
Kefka91 15
hawt! I hope he returned the gesture :P
Yuuki_mei 0
0-0
crs121492 1
Problem?
thatyngboyryan 1
you cheated on ur girl with a guy ewww
instnt1nfction 17
if you go all homophobic again I will make you my bitch and send to the middle east to shove in a camel which I will bury in the Mediterranean Sea
thebadmanpuntedb 7
sounds like stu in the hangover 2 to me...
A7X_LoVeee 10
26 was that supposed to be funny?
mismonroe 0
Because that's something people joke about? Think it was serious.
The_Weirdo 10
So making gay jokes is bad, but racist ones are alright? "sigh" You gotta lot to learn...
Chrispayne 4
Dude looks like a lady
sharkwkrox 0
AH...AH
womanjesus 0
nice one
SpazzyJazzy325 0
dangit man you stole my comment
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Solid reference.
fml98kevin 4
thats awesome.
the_bass_man007 0
NANAH! NANAH!
muselover23 0
that was the most genius comment!
0hs0unique 0
or maybe his lady looks like a dude
FollowMe 2
From the back... :7
grovervac3000 15
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!! :) great minds think alike!
carameldrizzle 0
how manly is your girlfriend?
liono152 0
true how do you tell your girlfriend you kissed a guy...cuz you thought it was her
SpazzyJazzy325 0
how girlie was that man? O_O
rhysfucker 24
makes one wonder; either manly girlfriend or a really fem guy..?
theUBERcomment 1
transvestite
iBeast10 1
so your gf looks like a guy O.o
angeluscado 15
Or it could have been a really feminine dude.
thebadmanpuntedb 7
Or Justin Bieber...
LinTurk 4
Same Difference:)
fl0ffy 0
HAHAHA LMAO
MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0
I second that...
YacL 15
Hope your girlfriend wasn't around. Maybe she'll ask for a threesome, or break up with you. Or give you "the look".
EvilPotato 15
please describe in lots of detail what "the look" is.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
The world will never know.
YacL 15
You will only know what "the look" is once your girlfriend gives it to you.
kaykay9080 5
Lol, and this is why I stick with girls, they aren't that cheesy.