Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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beautiful_mayhem 0
Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!
mehwhateverr 0
yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.
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Comments (199)
kbaker90 0
It sucks that he was cheating on you, but I can only imagine what happened when he came out of the bathroom. Hey babe are you ready to...OH SHIT! The best way to catch him is red handed. Good luck dumping his ass. : )
plexico 4
You don't want to know what happened? Who's the dumbass now?
leeenerz 0
my thoughts exactlyy
JustCallMeCloud 0
He probably didn't want to have sex at that moment because he already had sex with another girl...
Intoxicunt 6
What if the person she presumed to be her boyfriend was lying back to her? Then she lies down beside/behind her. It's DARK. She's not exactly groping full body, more like rubbing the arms of, when she notices it's a girl. Pretty easy to do, I think.
andlifesuxagain 0
What kinda of Girly guys are you dating? Guys usually (assuming they hit puberty) have hair on their arms or possibly muscles. Unless they are gay and work in a fabric shop, that happens to be next to a bath and body works will they have delicate arms of a wonderous fragrance. Either way, you either are into gay guys, problem one, or two, you are still stupid.
russianredgirl 0
there was a girl, read the full thing stupidass
andlifesuxagain 0
Yes 2 girls, one guy. Girl one finds another "person" in bed thinkin its guy #1, but in fact girl #1 is playing with girl #2.. hence feeling up girl #2 until the dude, guy #1, walks out of the bathroom. The point is guys n girls dont feel the same. Shit try n follow along, you dont have to be hellen keller to realize what you are feeling is not what you intended to feel
HahaYDI 0
You both are, dumb ass is two words.
plexico 4
Really?!?! Who cares if dumbass is one word or two? I want to know what the other girl did when she learned that she was being groped by another girl, and what the guy did when he returned from the bathroom to find two vixens frolicking in his bed. Hopefully, he didn't go to the bathroom to shoot off a load because the new girl isn't quite ready to go all the way yet. What a waste! Usually I am quite interested in issues of spelling, grammar and usage, but not when a girl-guy-girl threesome is competing for my attention.
f_me247 0
I prefer dumb **** . . . . . . anyways................ what kind of dumb **** doesn't know that she's feel up another girl ------------------------ what if you were feel up his mom ?!?!?!?!?!?! ------------------------------------ another reason why your gay is why the **** didn't you turn on the lights !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you fagot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caticaticati 3
If she's old enough to date a guy who has his own apartment AND have a key to it, then her boyfriend sleeping with his mother would still kind of be an FML situation. And maybe she didn't turn on the lights becaaause she thought her boyfriend was sleeping and didn't want to wake him up?
letyoudie 0
Hahahahaha you aren't good enough for him so he found someone else to do it.
_electricbonbon 0
LMFAO at all of the people that think she's a psychic and can tell whether her boyfriend is going to cheat on her or not.
leeenerz 0
how come no one has asked why the other girl kept quiet long enough for the bf to be out of the bathroom? she can't be that stupid to not realize shes being felt up by a girl...
aback 5
F your boyfriend's life. When he first got out of the bathroom, he thought his most cherished dream had come true. Then he found out it was his worst nightmare.
theycallmecarl 0
if i were i'm not sure if i'd be excited or scarred...
that_guy321 2
that's hott.
andlifesuxagain 0
OP, are you kidding me... you are feeling up someone of the same sex for i would presume at least 20 seconds and did not figure out that hey, you have two rounds mounds in front of you, or hey your hair suddenly grew longer, size of the person changed, scent, lack of penis, etc.. the only thing that gave it away was soft skin and your bf comming out of the bathroom. Wow, YDI for being stupid.
xrideacowboyx00 0
i love all the people that say she should have known he was cheating. it's not her fault.
iFruit 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah But seriously, FYL