Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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Top comments
beautiful_mayhem 0
Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!
mehwhateverr 0
yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.
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Comments (199)
omgwtflolz 0
well this is FYL but also,you shouldnt be sneaking into his house without him knowing. i bet he came out and called u a creeper and yelled at you but i hope you yelled at him too
Slightmisshap 0
You should've taken advantage of the situation....Then broken up with him.
nickyzinks 0
Lol that's ****** hilarious :P
allstar21 0
i still cant belive the chick in bed dint say anything when someone started feeling her up while the guy was in the bathroom
newbzoors 0
I dont think it was all that right coming into your boyfriends house with no warning. Who says his entire life revolves around you? Maybe he didnt really want to have sex at that specific moment.
blinkingstarlet 15
who said it was about sex? you can hug a man from behind and touch his chest without it being sexual. i'm sure that's what the OP meant by "feeling up" in regards to the girl. that sucks OP.
cant_touch_this 0
One thing I've learned...don't sneak into people's houses.
loosekites 0
that...is..so..*******..creepy?
brilliantbarbie 0
what is with you people?? It specifically says she let herself in with her copy of the key... if ur gunna bang other biddies on the side, why the hell would u give one the keys to your place??
Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #107. When you give a key to someone else, that pretty much welcomes them to use it when they want. Otherwise, if you only wanted to see them when you had planned it ahead of time and everything, you would just tell them to knock on the ******* door. That way you wouldn't be surprised. So he must've wanted to be surprised.
tpag3r 0
this is like that shaggy song.... the moral of the story is never to give other people keys to your house .....wasnt me duhnuhnuh
dralven 0
YDI for sneaking into his house in the middle of the night. I could love you more than life itself, but I don't want people creeping around my house in the middle of the night.
sjl89 0
that is kind of weird that you would go in his house in the middle of the night and just go in his bed, but on the other hand he DID give you a key, so what else did he think would happen? i hope you broke up with that douchebag.
harmony88 0
OP didn't say she snuck in in the middle of the night. I dunno about you, but I'm a big fan of the song "Afternoon Delight."
netbeui435 3
awesome