Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Earthquake sneezer
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Asshat
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Back in the red
Today, I sneezed and pulled every muscle in my lower back. For the third time in two years, after $3000+ in physiotherapy. Round 3, here we come. FML
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hnaggar 15
Gesundheit
freesitter 14
Damn, that blows.
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Comments (70)
wanderingshopper 13
Been there done that. Just try not to pass gas cause it hurts more!
higashinyimi 1
That happened to me before it sucked unlike my wife
Dame84 6
It was quite the sneeze.
Euronymous93 29
How is that even possible!? Feel better soon, OP.
cmac86 24
oh man, I know that feeling. I have scoliosis and can relate. I'm sorry. unfortunately there's not really much you can do besides a heat or ice pack.
AliveLikeFire 7
you really should go to the hospital.
peter_t 1
It's okay, I threw mine out playing frisbee
Nuparu_Mercer 5
How the hell does that work?
lil_ham1644 29
That happened to me a couple weeks ago
jmbatthebeach 2
That's happened to my dad like 4 times now.