Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
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ladystate 22
In his defense Carl is really annoying.
Nyx_fml 23
The good thing about having a kid like Carl is that he'll never stay in the ******* house.
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Comments (157)
stephhrunsaway 21
You're watching The Walking Dead. How is this an FML?
ButterflyHaze 25
Haha, well, I'm sure he didn't mean it...
caohm 18
I can't see any reason to disagree with that logic Carl is whiny as hell
negb 30
Now just imagine if they showed Judith more often. OP's Boyfriend: "Oh my god, doesn't she ever stop crying?!"
Peachy2392 26
Do you watch the walking dead #2? If carl was my child, I would do the same thing. You really can't blame your boyfriend, OP. Carl needs to go.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
There's just some people that'll get under your skin. They don't have to be necessarily a bad person or even too bitchy either. I know for me there's a few movies/shows where for no reason at all, I can't stand some ************. Just their face or voice, hell maybe both, for whatever reason completely annoys the piss out of me. I've yet to figure out why this happens to me, it just kind of does haha.
BrookieAnn 19
No one likes Carl anyway..
guyfromchess 4
I like pudding
strapper88 6
He wouldn't have said that if Carl had just stayed in the house.
bakedgoods_ 3
So.. um.. Idk if you've ever seen the AMC's The Walking Dead, or read any of the comics for that matter, which I have.. you would know that Carl Grimes is a lil badass! and should definitely NOT leave the show. But, for those of you who haven't read the comics and are viewing this comment, I won't spoil anything for ya! ;P
RoboCunnilingus 23
Ugh! Comments like these are so damn annoying.
ladystate 22
In his defense Carl is really annoying.
kjack49044 18
Agreed.
airforce987 20
Was going to say the same thing. Carl needed to be killed off like four years ago
Pwn17 25
I'd much rather they kill Carl. So many cool characters die instead...
luckysilverbell 5
If Daryl dies before Carl, I'm gonna be pissed.
zyperman43 19
Carl is actually ok now but he was terrible in seasons 1 and 2
jojimugo 20
Why would they kill Carl if he invokes such reactions ? My guess is Carl is doing his job
cheshireau 26
Exactly!
JMichael 26
Agreed, the first time Carl had a scene I wanted to punch him.
JACKxRAWR 22
Carl pisses me off so much. 2 fingers on the trigger! ;(
oyemba 6
I love the walking dead, but I will have to agree wirh you thay he can be annoying sometimes.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
extremely annoying ! hopefully he'll be gone soon !
ZingZilla 8
43, if Daryl dies at all amc will get so much hate.
gracehi 33
Carl isn't THAT annoying. And now he's a travel-size bad ass.
blackman100 20
Carl needs to keep that damn hat off his head. He's never going to be sheriff.
JaegerMayCry 13
Someone zombie really needs to bite carl just so they can kill that bastard off.
luckysilverbell 5
106, if Daryl dies, I will personally burn AMC to the ground.
Aweh_Olivia 13
Don't worry, Daryl won't die because he's everyone's favorite and AMC knows we'll stop watching if he dies.
ambilynnxx 5
What if Daryl died because of Carl?
bakedgoods_ 3
He's a lil boy, ya ****!
ReignInBlood 11
There's no way Daryl would ever die, people would probably go insane and start riots and stuff.
BathroomGlasses 7
He's kind of okay now but he still doesn't know how to listen to what people tell him
Nyx_fml 23
The good thing about having a kid like Carl is that he'll never stay in the ******* house.
What do I do? 9
or die
Kimmismith 11
Well.. Guess you should avoid having a kid!
MichellinMan 20
Hey, be nice, I was a kid once.
allie2590 31
No way! So was I!
BillMurray_fml 12
No, they can have one. She just needs to make sure it's not annoying. If I ever get married I'm telling my wife the same thing, it sounds like a sensible precaution to take.
ottokat 15
ugh I was planning on having a really annoying kid, but my husband said no. there go my plans!
aoc123 8
well now you know who not to have kids with..
HowieDoIt 21
Rick Grimes?
ButterflyLadyBug 14
no Lori . she was worse than Rick !
Palirose 22
I'm sure he isn't serious OP. We all over exaggerate like that at least once.
Lustuu_fml 14
That's what we call "irony". Of course he won't shoot them.
Jjan04 14
I think you need to read a dictionary. That is in no way "ironic".
AVGIII 14
I hope he meant that with a sense of humor!
hghrider123456 9
That's when you look at him straight in the face and tell him you're pregnant
raddybear 11
Well that was loud and clear