TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Noname
Japan
Earthquake sneezer
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Asshat
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Brandon Lafantaisie
Back in the red
Today, I sneezed and pulled every muscle in my lower back. For the third time in two years, after $3000+ in physiotherapy. Round 3, here we come. FML
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hnaggar 15
Gesundheit
freesitter 14
Damn, that blows.
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Comments (70)
asdfghjklana 9
I think you did it wrong
DeeEss 9
Wow! Talk about premature aging.
Yellow_Fish79 11
Ow. That must have been one good sneeze. I love sneezing.
Gradask 10
I done the same, get your self to a doctor, I am today paralyzed from the waist down on my left side. NOt fun and all for a sneeze and people making fun of it and not believing how bad it really was.
MzZombicidal 36
#18, if that honestly happened to you, I am 1) so sorry for your misfortune, 2) now terrified to ever sneeze again.
Gradask 10
I was terrified, I am told to not sneeze ( not possible) or lean towards something hard so my back is straight. I am used now it been 10 years with a leg that doesn't do as it should.
MVSK 8
Good thing is your lungs , heart and ribcage are fine
RivetingTaleChap 6
Maybe this is nature's twisted way of saying "I've got your back!" Yeah.. probably not.
cuppycakeslove 20
I'm going to be scared to sneeze now :P
mim777 4
we all are . . .
lrak 6
Ha
Neesalun 20
My old coworker did that with her neck. Now she has problems with it. Hope you feel better.
Ambient25 25
he's definitely not feeling very blessed