AliveLikeFire

Miss NY, USA In a relationship

SadFace 21 February 2013, 13:04 Singapore, Singapore

Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML

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Anonymous 23 February 2013, 16:13 Riverside, United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML

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