TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Noname
Japan
Earthquake sneezer
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Asshat
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Brandon Lafantaisie
Back in the red
Today, I sneezed and pulled every muscle in my lower back. For the third time in two years, after $3000+ in physiotherapy. Round 3, here we come. FML
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hnaggar 15
Gesundheit
freesitter 14
Damn, that blows.
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Mossears133 15
Damn, I've sneezed and fell over from it before, but that must've been one heck of a sneeze!
worldclassrager 41
Chiropractor...
Grayness_ 26
Or when you sneeze and fart at the same time. Lord that hurts. Lol
shibeep 12
Take a motrin and walk it of.... Famous words of my platoon leader
iLike2Teabag 27
It's Canada. Free health care is a blessing, eh.
shibeep 12
Read this literally soon as I sneezed. So thank you!
fml_seriously316 13
Oh my god! Are you feeling even a little bit better yet?
Maikeru79 10
sorry for your luck OP. i have done this with a sneeze as well. but my original injury to my neck/back was as a result of an epileptic seizure now violent sneezing re-aggravates the old injuries
BrotherPhil 35
Been there. Morphine is your friend, and gabapentin can be quite handy, too.
badgirl00069 19
that happened to my mom one time when she laughed and we were laughing so hard I thought she was kidding that s%&* sucks putting ur back out I mean Lol get lots of rest
badgirl00069 19
wait mom is this u ? Lmao jk