Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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cndrow 0
Same with me- boyfriend told me to try the beta (I was dead-set against paying monthly for a GAME), got instantly hooked. Four years later, my boyfriend and I are still playing WoW together when we can't be together IRL. Turned out to be a great thing for us! ^^
Karr_fml 0
Your life truly has no meaning now....
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Karr_fml 0
Your life truly has no meaning now....
nolasaints 0
you will never get laid again
pingpongpickle 8
hahah I think you're right. I know people who play that game nonstop but it's really stupid
fattypie101 0
#1 u r not cool
Keepitshut 0
better to lose it to WoW than dumb anime shows/games. But I still pity you
GandhiSays 0
Once your in, you can't get out... Welcome to the dark side
idude1 0
agree with 108...i wasted 2 years of my life on that game till i couldnt affoed it anymore...and the sad par its, i still want to play WoW
Miss_Represented 0
This FML rocks!
vollyball921 0
I feel bad for u... u hav nothin Better to do than play WOW
whileyone 0
i think its funny how its "sad" when you have nothing better to do than play wow but its not sad when u have nothing better to do than comment on fmls lol
TheiMightyKhaL 2
I used to be addicted to WoW. Then I realised that I needed to quit so I did.
crazychild96 5
#108 - do you have milk and cookies? :)
lord_meloetta 20
No actually I'm female and there are ways to socialize with having that in common to the level of which you get married
sour_cake 0
what the HELL were you thinking!?!? :/
yummcookie 0
I'm going out on a limb here... but maybe "I'm bored, I think I'll try WoW"
BellTink 0
you poor poor fool. get out while you still can
182crazyking 9
I sympathize totally... RUN!
coldasfire 23
it's too late
cndrow 0
Same with me- boyfriend told me to try the beta (I was dead-set against paying monthly for a GAME), got instantly hooked. Four years later, my boyfriend and I are still playing WoW together when we can't be together IRL. Turned out to be a great thing for us! ^^
spinarium 2
works well for some people i guess.
Melodey 3
Same, it's a great way to keep in touch with people you can't see as often as you want to.
binger_gitch 12
I don't have a boyfriend but I still play WoW
treasa 0
Nothing wrong with WoW, coming from a new player who used to laugh at people who played WoW.
igobysamela 0
i did that ones, I played the trail for two days. then i realized what my boyfriend and my bestfriend do is really addiciting and i don't want to be part of the 8 million playing
moguidry 3
Good story......
superswagbro 7
Once* you ******* stupid idiot.
gear4 29
@159: trial*
Eir_fml 1
I played WoW for a month. It wasn't interesting enough for me to play longer.
ebwaef 0
Nooo shun the nonbeliever!
torless2 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH sorry that like made my life. soooo true my brother is like addicted i never have tried it though (and never will)
Jancho 0
Was playing for almost a year, but Stopped because WotLK is for little kids and WoW is becoming like a 3rd person shooter nobrainer...
djskype 0
Sorry for the brutality but this FMyLife is lame.