Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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evaki1 12
Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!
liy223 6
yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.
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RyanMacVey 17
don't worry about it... my mum was pregnant when she was 13
rogerusmc23 0
and look at your name.. it all makes sence.
JakeLee 6
sense*. and seems a little ignorant to say that his mom being pregnant at 13 has something to do with homosexuality.
iLazy 0
The new show by MTV. 13 and pregnant.
SteelCladAngel 0
just a little ignorant? lol
PandaFlavoured 0
His "about me" says he's not gay. What's with that?
rogerusmc23 0
fag
Enslaved 38
That's what gay guys sometimes say when they're trying to attract straight men. Not saying it's his case.
LordLiam316 0
it also says he likes popcorn :D
nerdfighteria 7
It means he's a troll. I highly doubt he's actually gay.
eminemchick 19
61 u just made my dayxD
RyanMacVey 17
will people get over my username :/
rogerusmc23 0
no
RyanMacVey 17
go to the bottom fml on the page if you care that much about my username
sovetskiy 8
What's wrong with your art teacher?
RyanMacVey 17
shes a bitch and told me i have no artistic talent and im just wasting her time
knights95 9
I hated my art teacher
alex6946 10
why does everyone hate gayboii?? :o
chelseaaababyyy 17
31 - its so sad that today thats actually a possibility /:
aprilita 8
that should be an FML
DjeePee 25
No OP, you didn't send a sexy text to your romantic interest, but to your niece. And that's just plain stupid.
theninja1800 11
captain obvious to the rescue!
catlynnpenn 0
I think we all read the same thing your so smart for reading the story, and understanding. I'm very proud ;)
mismonroe 0
That would be the most boring sex gameshow.
nephilim241 19
Sort of awkward, but not as bad as the dude at work who hit reply to all instead of reply when the HR lady sent out a staff announcement and he flirted back
chlorinegreen 27
she's probably just thinking "I wanna play" because she doesn't really understand the concept. it's when she asks mom "what does this mean?" that I would start running.
jcorbs 0
she's 12! not three! she knows what that means!!!! she might not have understood ALL of it.... but enough to know what the text was about.
nerdfighteria 7
Not necessarily. When I was 12, all I knew about sex was that it was "a grown up thing" an kind of a taboo subject that was "bad" for kids to talk about. But then again, I was pretty sheltered, so . . .
Carian01 0
17 - She's twelve. Not three. She knows what sex is.
Susieee_Q 9
No one to blame but yourself. Way to be careless.
Juliot89 0
Hey(:
fthku 13
Why the hell would you send a sexy SMS without even checking who you're sending?
Consequences 0
Bro, most people make that error at least once, so can the 'tude and get off your high horse with your white wig.
fthku 13
I got no "'tude" and I'm not on any high horse, but thanks for being so presumptuous that you think you know me from a single line. Sure, you can accidentally text someone by clicking the wrong name or something, but she just used reply to last text without even checking who she's sending it to. I didn't say she should be sent to jail or that she's a bad person, she should just check next time.
Xythenol 6
No I gotta agree with fthku. Never in my life have I ever accidentally sent a dirty text message to someone else by mistake. Honestly, if you're mature enough to be sending things like OP did, then you should be smart enough to double check who it's going out to.
Legendslayer222 26
You're niece will ask next "Where can I apply?!" I'm wondering if you also sent a text aimed at your niece to your romantic interest.
pinkspaceboundro 0
oh geez-
lisha88 1
omg that's so sad