Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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triplethreat13 0
why would you continue the conversation? if the other person stops responding, there's no point talking because you don't know if they're reading what you're saying.
SlightlyGPirate 0
oh ouch that sucks
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Comments (40)
SlightlyGPirate 0
oh ouch that sucks
pingpongpickle 8
hahah he fell asleep, mustve been pretty bored
Turfin 0
how ouch more like hide under ur covers embarassment
himynameisadam 0
haha this made my day and first
shinshoku13 19
I think you should start by putting an "and" in your comment
fucksmyylife 0
ydi for being a cyber *****
mrlucky4444 0
Lol that's funny
fucksmyylife 0
you probably should have continued and convince his sister to have a threesome.
jimmyjimjobobo 0
haha how embarissing! FYL ___________________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com
Jincos 0
Look out! You attracted a lesbian!
Cjw1220 0
Lesbians are strange creatures
TheGuyInsideU 0
girl on girl action while the guy gets all the benifits xD
triplethreat13 0
why would you continue the conversation? if the other person stops responding, there's no point talking because you don't know if they're reading what you're saying.
littlegolferboy 4
This is funny, because I've done something pretty similar. Except I usually deduce for myself that the person fell asleep and never had to deal with any siblings.
kingkash 0
hahahah THAT WAS EPIC!!