Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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evaki1 12
Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!
liy223 6
yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.
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Comments (194)
HussREC 6
12 year olds are more ****** up than you think these days
Albertkoholic 8
hahahaha!
Bcfrmkc816 17
how in the world is she traumatized?
hatelife_0001 0
Why does ur 12 year old niece have a cell phone? :S
Brettersson 0
but hey she could spell jeopardy, that can be tricky for a 12 year old
calebobadiah 0
at least it's an American game show! ;)
MMMMMMPorkchops 1
I'll take "The Rapists" for $200
DriftingTaco 0
"Measurement, for 500." "What is...9.5 inches?"
Thompsonwccs 2
I'm Not one to nerd rage, but I'm doin it anyhow. In reference to your pic if women require time and money then it would be time + money... not time x money, thus making your argument unsound. Sorry man
Kilo9969 0
You deserved that..where do they do that@?
HunterAlpha1 8
congratulations OP, you're now a child moltexter XD