Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my cousin, instead of the girl who shares the same name. She liked it. FML
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Top comments
sohigh10 34
Well, was she?
whysobeachy 37
Why is OP's username "for my brother-in-law"? I don't see what the BIL has to do with this FML. Or have I read something wrong?
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Comments (44)
sohigh10 34
Well, was she?
whysobeachy 37
Do you really want to find out?
TrippingOnAcid 29
#7 Do you not?
whysobeachy 37
Depends on how I get to find out.
kozuu 7
There isn't a response yet because she is driving to your house wearing nothing but a trench coat.
freddygasman 18
and a smile
fishinpink 20
with lube in hand
whysobeachy 37
Why is OP's username "for my brother-in-law"? I don't see what the BIL has to do with this FML. Or have I read something wrong?
andrmac 25
Maybe he means making a brother in law?
PikachuTaylor 22
Auto correct maybe?
its_andy4 4
my BIL didn't want to post it so I (wife's brother) posted it
fishinpink 20
the only logical explanation #28
Dodge4x4Ram 46
dude, you can still save your dignity here. reply with sorry auto correct got it wrong, I meant hungry.
dufuqhappinhere 4
Hungry for "my" ****
SubparAtBest 23
After that I would consider removing that number from your phone. I mean when do you really NEED to talk to your mother-in-law except for emergencies?
fishinpink 20
I talk to mine all the time and I left her son over a year ago
fishinpink 20
my mother-in-law is my best friend and she was the only mom I had for years. she's my rock and also my inspiration. and we have the same name :-))
delichick 27
While its nice how you think of your ex's mom, you admit you left her son over a year ago. Splitting hairs, if you left her son, shes not your mother-in-law anymore. My ex husband and I have been divorced for years. His mom stopped being my mother-in-law when we split up. On the other hand, my ex and his wife see my mom more than I do - it make things uncomfortable to the point Ive given up with my mom. Hope your ex is fine with you talking to his mom
okudatwo 11
Could've been worse, she could have replied with "yes" and then admitted her lust for you. Yikes.
moocowmilk0 19
She better have said no
cuz803 46
Was she?
delichick 27
Sorry but YDI for not checking the number before sending the message
delichick 27
I just clued in the fml said he realized he sent the text to his MIL minutes after he sent it - god thats an awful long time to clue in and check who he sent the message too - god Im tired lol
mnshdw818 3
1. What does the brother-in-law have to do with anything? How is your name relevant at all? 2. Sending a message asking if someone is horny is not a "love message".
its_andy4 4
who cares if it's not a love message, it's supposed to be funny, gosh