Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Crossed wires
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Deep fake
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Bad timing
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Play along
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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evaki1 12
Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!
liy223 6
yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.
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travis1228 1
why did a 12 year old have a cell phone
volleyball332 0
every 12 year old has a cell phone! how socially deprived are you?
djmacncheeze 6
I know tons of twelve year olds who don't have a cellphone! it's just extra money their parents have to pay cause most twelve year olds can't get a job. Babysitting won't pay 30-50 bucks a month, as most twelve year olds spend money when they want and might not have the best plan for money!
volleyball332 0
I don't know any 12 year olds without a cell phone... where the hell are you from?
djmacncheeze 6
I'm twelve and half my friends don't have cells.
rachel_potter 13
it's not 1990 and 12 year olds aren't as immature as you think they are. their not 5 so don't think you can talk about 'adult subjects' and they don't know what your going on about
djmacncheeze 6
148- I know right? We know alot more than you think...
kat_elizabeth_ 0
Ik 4 year olds with iPhones!!
volleyball332 0
awkward...
sourgirl101 29
She answered in the form of a question. Haha!
Opium_Production 5
Is it like Jeopardy? or wheel of fourtune?
Opium_Production 5
Or that one show with drew carry can't remember what the **** it's called
anna1434 2
12 yr olds shouldn't have their own cell phones anyways
jcorbs 0
every 12 year old has their own cell phones now! most 10 and 11 year olds have them too.
cupcakeslayer 0
and don't judge- if she has to walk home maybe her parents got her a prepaid/ tacked onto thiers just in case and she pays for the texting package. theres plenty of logical reasons for a young kid to have a cell without being spoiled.
djmacncheeze 6
whoa 2 cupcake pictures
dinosaurfeces 4
You're the worst person ever.
almost3 0
the worst person ever would of raped the neice so maybe 2nd worst
Thompsonwccs 2
Worst person ever would have raped and then killed the niece... while video taping it.
nadyy14 8
poor kid!!
tylerpienta 6
almost the same thing happend to me it was intended for my gf but instead it got sent to a different girl who got completely freaked out and refused to text me back for like a month even though she knew it wasn't for her she still said " u shouldent be taking about that at your age" I'm 13
nadyy14 8
ya, you're 13, it's not appropriate
jcorbs 0
that girl's a prude. don't people get that that's normal?
mismonroe 0
Soooo expect your first welfare paycheck in a few years jcorbs? It's not "normal".
zonbieman 0
what the **** does having a cell phone have to do with a welfare check? and yes it's pretty normal to have a cell phone when your younger now
mismonroe 0
Read what she wrote again, twat, she was referencing sexual activity after calling the aforementioned female a "prude".
SirWrangler 5
Ya, I agree with 71. I'm fifteen and don't do that (call me a loser I don't care) but really you got your whole life ahead of you to do stuff like that. Be a kid...
tylerpienta 6
nah I love pussy and I'ma get sum every chance I get and it wasn't specifically sex it was more foreplay
mismonroe 0
How disgustingly inappropriate. Sex'll be much more fun once you've at least hit puberty, sweetie.
SirWrangler 5
Haha^
CaptainPickles72 18
137- Let me show you your future! :D You'll probably get some poor girl pregnant at the age of sixteen then you'll probably leave her to be with some other girl. You'll probably go through a couple more girls that you have no respect for before you get another pregnant. If your worried about getting pussy at such a young age and actually getting some (though you're probably all talk like most kids these days who think sex makes you better than everyone) then by the age of 24 you'll have 3+ kids under your belt if you don't mature more in the sex department! Though I'm going through some stereotypes here and I don't actually know you, I'm guessing but you could possibly turn out this way like I have seen many other people have. Hope you use protection so your little bastards don't grow up with my future kids!
calebobadiah 0
forget the text, ur pic is traumatic.
tylerpienta 6
babe i hit puberty when I was 11 I got a 7 inch dick so **** off
tylerpienta 6
babe I hit puberty when I was 11 I got a 7 inch dick soo yea
GabyGirl555 2
Booboo, 7 inches doesn't matter if you don't know what to do with it. Love and respect equals better sex. Just sayingg(:
tylerpienta 6
I know this and 7 inches for a 13 year old is above average and yes I know what to do with it I'm a very good bf I've treated all my gf's with the up most respect
SamanthaaNicolee 18
well thats the parents fault for letting her have a cell phone at such an iresponsible age even though the text was not her fault.
jcorbs 0
once again, every 12 year old has a cell phone these days. I don't know what kind of world you guys live in where almost-teens are innocent. I bet she has a Facebook too. that is also really common
SoccerRebel594 0
hey jcorps, we're saying she SHOULDN'T, not that she DOESN'T. Stop being a dumbass and read or go back to school.
zonbieman 0
how bout you explain WHY they shouldn't have a cell phone instead of thinking everyone agrees with you. and an argument that doesn't start with "back in my day" would be great.
currychicken 4
ydi for not using an iphone
SirWrangler 5
What? Am I missing something....