Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
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Top comments
starile 20
You're stupid
Zestus 19
Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.
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Comments (144)
TashaLenaKitty 0
MAYBE You should read the label OP,Just a thought.YDI
PuPeT_KaI 0
Lots of things are candy flavored or resembling nowadays. It's not OPs stupidity or anything, because not everyone reads every single thing on a product, usually just the name. FYL, OP, and all you guys with the same experience. :T
attorco 4
first of all, Ive never seen this spray candy stuff anywhere and I dont know about it. secondly, I cant get within two feet of perfume BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE PERFUME! which is usually a clue that it is perfume! ydi totally.
samboob 5
it said jelly-beans on it o~o
shortybrockx 0
epic fail,ydi ):
jennocide 0
and the words body spray mean nothing or how about that catchy little French phrase eau de toilette. enjoy choking on substances you shouldn't ingest...bleach could be your next adventure.
ColdGold 6
hee hee
Morpheus414 0
Idiot. YDI.
glitchedgamer 0
The candy comes in cheap little plastic containers that say CANDY on them. Perfume doesn't. Dumbass.
xjajax 0
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