Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
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Top comments
starile 20
You're stupid
Zestus 19
Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.
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Comments (144)
Murcie 0
We at least you only sprayed it, you could have drank it : P
astroid714 0
sucks to be you .... I hate bitterness
RPattzs_gurl 0
lol this reminds me of this time when I was at the mall with my friend. She was spraying different perfumes on my arm so we could smell them and then she sprayed one but instead of it going on my arm it went in her eye because she hadn't notice that the nozzle was pointed towards her face. It made me LMFAO
ed11 1
ooo boo hoo
Graawr 7
At least you now have a perfume like breath?. hah! :D
jem12 0
haha FAIL
ajilocks 0
dint you read the bottle? and im pretty sure the candy section is almost never next to the perfume. ydi
samboob 5
No. it saidddddd jellybeans on it lmao and it was by other bottles that looked similar, like they were candy.
thecatsmeow_xx 9
Sadly, I've done this before. I'm not proud. :(
AbbyLOVE 0
haha that's a good one ... so ur life is ****** cuz u mistake candy with perfume? I do not think so but nice :D
Gasbarro 3
At least your breath smells good now, amirite?