justnance
United Kingdom
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lor
Toronto, Canada
Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!
Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML
Anonymous
Bridgewater, Canada
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
KCS
Australia
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Joe
Coalgate, United States
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
samboob
United States
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
julieseattle
Hyperviolence
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Top comments
blackbelt25 12
At least you smelled good?
Jibblets2367 7
Hey does this perfume smell like chloroform to you?
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Comments (105)
blackbelt25 12
At least you smelled good?
changesinme 0
What flavour of perfume were you using, farts?
blackbelt25 12
Guess I didn't think of that
kyarush 10
And now we will see on fox news "kids have discovered a new drug, Macy's perfume!" now you must be 18+ to buy perfume.
hannahcorrine 0
Did you smell like bath and body works?
imaginaryvoice 18
I'm sure you didn't pass out. You got knocked out by the people having to sit around you
xMidna 6
20- People already use deodorant as a drug, it's called huffing.
rulezdunmatter 12
You won't necessarily smell good if you use multiple perfumes. There may be conflict between the smells.
Cherryripe25 5
wouldn't it be creepy to see someone trying various perfume testers on public transport? :l
kalabunga 0
did you smell nice?
blondebrunette11 4
No, she smelled like shit dumbass.
iBluePancake 4
Why am i picturing a blonde girl based out on a ghetto bus?
blondebrunette11 4
That makes perfect sense.^
graham11 14
78- it's definitely Boredblonde I'm picturing..
eatsleepjb 8
Haha at least you smelled good!
GingerKid14 3
I feel bad for all of the people that had to smell you on the bus.
graham11 14
I feel bad for the people who had to read this comment twice.. Because comment 1 already posted it..
eatsleepjb 8
I didn't see number one. When I clicked the fml none of the other comments showed up. If I saw It I wouldn't have posted it again
graham11 14
89- sorry I try to contain my sarcastic smartass-ness but sometimes it gets the best of me..
eatsleepjb 8
It's fine lol
xShannonxSammyx 7
That should be a sign. **** that person's life, not yours.
eatsleepjb 8
What person..?
xShannonxSammyx 7
Oh crap, I read that wrong. I thought it said someone else passed out on the bus. My bad.
soxfan72797 3
It was their life not another person's learn to read.
finished 10
I'm guessing 10 forgot to take his happy pill this morning...
xShannonxSammyx 7
Just a mistake, sorry. I can't delete comments on my iPod, so I can't exactly take the post down.
eatsleepjb 8
Yeah guys no need to get mad at her for reading it wrong...
graham11 14
10- chill man.. Eat some of your roommate's cake!
graham11 14
10- why... aren't you just so perfect, huh?! People make mistakes, bud. It's called life. *pats shoulder and stares off into the distance*
abbynicole18 0
this makes no sense?
graham11 14
98- that's because you're 14. Intelligence comes with age.
chickenflem 8
10- u gta take a happy slip (:
Buttsexpirate 9
I bet when the driver opened the doors, a giant stink cloud of perfume escaped onto the streets. You just created a perfume monster. Thanks OP.
Buttsexpirate 9
Um I'm the buttseX pirate. Not the buttseCKS pirate! Geez!
graham11 14
46- ohh cum-on now! Everyone knows he spells buttsex with an X!
finished 10
Hope you smelt nice !! But how did that cause you to faint?
YDIomg 9
agreed... I think this FML is made up. to faint you would have to be in a small enclosed area for a LONG time. if u actually did faint it wasn't because of the perfume.
EvilLilCupcake 10
There are chemicals in perfume that make it to where if you inhale to much all at once it can make you light headed, and faint.
finished 10
Oh ok thanks There must of been lots of perfume mixed together then lol
xxkimmyt 9
Why so many?!?!
alexwarfield333 1
Why not?
lalaland05 0
Im with #43
graham11 14
11- it's a tough economy and perfume testers are free. Deprecate causes call for desperate measures sometimes but some people are just soo damn stupid.
graham11 14
(93)- *desperate Damn you, uncoordinated thumbs!!
Jibblets2367 7
Hey does this perfume smell like chloroform to you?
Rddvl 11
Kinda your fault for being an idiot and putting on all this perfume.
julian24245 0
Talk about having too much of a good thing.