Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Hyperviolence
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Odorama
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Chill out
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
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slamdunkinoreo 7
I someone sprayed perfume in my face I'd be like wtf.
CerSpence 11
I would be seriously annoyed if someone sprayed me with perfume without asking me, allergy or not. Asshole move. You should ask people beforehand, OP, YDI
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slamdunkinoreo 7
I someone sprayed perfume in my face I'd be like wtf.
orbit 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Passion fruit spray?
JadeWinter 16
Yeah me too! And I'd get pretty mad too. Perfume is kinda important to me, and if someone just sprayed random perfume on me, it'd be so annoying.
allybae_aye 8
Exactly. Especially if you didn't like the smell of it and it was on you for the rest of the day.
jake238 9
Why Wud someone spray perfume in someone's face anyway wtf
thevelociraptor 31
#76: To be "creative".
PennyLane27 32
I would be furious if someone sprayed me without asking. Many people are allergic to components of perfumes. For me, it'd = asthma, hives, and/or a headache- the kind that would make me sick to my stomach and put me in bed a day or two. YDI. Surprised your company doesn't tell employees NOT to do it
onealmxwilson 18
OP must be the person who kept spraying perfume in SpongeBob and Patrick's faces when they were trying to run through the perfume store.
jthmtwin 16
Seriously. It's usually over priced horrid smelling "designer" stuff. Even if you aren't allergic people are sensitive to particular scents like vanilla or sandalwood. Others the oils in the perfume clash with the natural smell/oil on the body making it great for one but dog shit for another. Not to mention any perfume/oil/lotion already being used.
jthmtwin 16
No to mention most adults already know what they like and what smells good on them. Usually high Quality French type over 'Katy perry' or 'brittney'
orbit 22
Wow I guess people have never seen the movie Elf.
ChocolateScyther 19
Am i the only one thinking about the episode where spongebob and Patrick had to rush through the perfume department?
Onyxdragon 9
from the fml, it wasn't exactly ON them, just sprayed in the air. also, why be in the perfume area when you have severe allergies like that?
Hiphuray4peas 27
Seriously? Why not avoid the perfume area?! In some department stores they happen to be right by the entrance... you just can't avoid it unless you avoid the store altogether.
jazzy_123 20
Some department stores have the make up and perfumes together, and if that lady wanted make up then she'd go there. come on, she's the victim, you can't blame her. YDI OP
jennilis 0
I believe this is called victim blaming. You, ma'am, are an arse.
Helpfulman 17
You guys do realize 47 was making an Elf reference right?
hetalia_thailand 20
You know, it could be that the person with allergies was in a store where the perfume department is right when you walk in and right when you walk back out. It could have been the customer couldn't avoid the section of the store without avoiding the store altogether.
fantasyworld 39
It's already bad enough with the kiosks shoving products in your face.
Jclan_91419 17
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It definitely wasn't your fault, you didn't know she was allergic, so why do people say YDI?
rivaraven 35
That's exactly why you shouldn't spray random people with perfume - because you do not know, if they are allergic. Common sense. Also i personally wouldn't be too happy, if someone just decided to spray me with some stuff I probably don't even like.
Senseless_487 29
Because it was rude. OP didn't need to be spraying perfume at random passers-by. I spray cologne before I leave the house, and I'd be pissed if some random salesperson sprayed a scent on me that I didn't know about, and potentially wouldn't like.
BBlah 26
I agree with #1, I'd be a bit pissed about a random salesperson spraying perfume at me as I walked by them
Rinat_fml 26
I would hate it if some person would spray me with anything else than Chanel. OP, grow some common sense.
barfcannon 24
Umm it totally was OP's fault. Getting sprayed without permission is at best: annoying and at worst: ambulance ride inducing
rocker_chick23 27
It is OP's fault. Only an idiot would spray perfume on someone who doesn't consent to it in the first place.
geekchick88 17
People are saying YDI for exactly the reason you wrote: OP didn't know the customer was allergic...which means they also didn't know if the customer wasn't allergic. There is no reason to spray random people with perfumes, especially because so many people have sensitivities to things like that. Unusual smells can cause migraines, sinus problems, etc...in this case, it landed someone in the hospital. I'm also allergic to perfume, only it's a contact allergy. Had I been the one OP sprayed, I would've broken out in nasty, painful hives. I also would've made sure I didn't leave that store without making sure OP lost their job, because what they did was wrong.
DomiLove 26
And OP would be paying every bill that was associated with the accident.
King_Nero 15
#2- because it was a stupid thing for OP to do. No one wants to be sprayed with perfume randomly and that ambulance ride could cost the company OP works for, and will most likely cost them their job or at least get them in trouble with management.
NellieeNell 18
And then who's to say they would've even liked the perfume? They would've been walking around all day smelling like something they don't even like. So yes, OP deserved it.
mip_92 29
That's also why people who interact with people at work (like hair stylists, people in retail, food service workers, etc.) are only allowed to wear very little perfume, if at all. If you don't know if people are allergic to a fragrance, don't spray it in their face.
swaggyswagswag 17
Because a lot of people are allergic and you shouldn't spray at strangers... It's common sense..
mip_92 29
*People who work in the service industry
jennilis 0
Speaking as some one who is this allergic to perfume, don't ever get a job like this!! I am terrified at the thought of being taken to hospital because some one can't take two seconds to think about the potential repercussions of their actions!
imagineapc 11
#2, I am NOT allergic to perfume or cologne but there are several scents that I am sensitive to. I don't want to deal with smelling something that could make me uncomfortable for the rest of my day. Period.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't think what Op did was right. But in Op's defence (from how I understood the FML) I don't think she actually sprayed it on the customer, just in their direction/close to them so they could smell it. I imagine Op didn't think it would actually come in contact with the individual. Either way she shouldn't have done it & shouldn't spray it at all unless she has the individual's permission. Although it was Op's fault I still feel bad for her. To be honest I'm shocked this is still a job. I don't know a single person that wants to be sprayed by random perfume. You think they would be better off having a perfume counter with samples that customers can spray on either themselves or a piece of paper to try the smell. That's how it is at the mall where I live anyway. Saves the customers from unwillingly getting sprayed and saves the employee from having to stand there and ask people if they want to be sprayed.
1947Chevy 17
Let's say OP works in fast food a customer says no tomatoes on a burger. OP puts tomatoes on anyway but realized they made a mistake and quickly removes the tomato (not an uncommon practice) the customer gets the food starts eating the burger and suddenly has to be rushed to the hospital because they are allergic to tomatoes. OP never knew about the allergies but it's still OPs fault as far as anyone was concerned
Champignon_fml 19
#2: Imagine that instead of randomly spraying people with perfume, OP would've been randomly shoving cake into people's mouths. Without asking if they like that kind of cake, or if they would like to try a piece, or if they like cake at all. See what's wrong now? Also, if your job is to sell perfume, spraying it on random passers-by is the biggest dick move you could possibly make. Did OP receive any training or introductory information? I hardly ever even buy perfume and even I know that one type of perfume can smell awesome on one person and disgusting on the next, and that a lot of people like to use tester strips to try different perfumes before they try one on their skin.
Zankibus 4
I'm with you man.
fantasyworld 39
I'm not allergic but I wouldn't want someone spraying perfume in my face.
thefmlman2011 37
Stupid
sayyestothedress 24
Yes she's stupid indeed! *she says in a sarcastic voice*
ChristianH39 30
I'll put it this way. If you spray something on somebody that can possibly cause anaphylactic shock, without asking, you're an idiot. If you somehow think it's not your fault because you didn't know, you're an even bigger idiot.
PennyLane27 32
Amen, 27!! I would be furious if someone sprayed me. It'd = sneezing, asthma, and hives.... Sometimes a sinus/allergy headache so severe that I'd be in bed for a day or two and nauseous. Generally avoid perfume department but sometimes it's not possible in some stores......
MichaelDeSanta 20
he'll be lucky if he doesn't get charged with something like assault.
CerSpence 11
I would be seriously annoyed if someone sprayed me with perfume without asking me, allergy or not. Asshole move. You should ask people beforehand, OP, YDI
nix1993 41
A lady working on a perfume counter did this to me once when I was walking through a store on my way to meet a guy. Naturally I was already wearing my own perfume, but she just sprayed me as I walked by and got most of it in my hair. The two smells clashed awfully with each other and the guy spent our whole date trying to avoid being too close to me. I couldn't blame him, I smelled like a cat had marked me as it's territory.
killerdana 19
That always seem to use the stinkiest perfumes too. Whenever I have to walk by them I tell them I'm not interested before they can even ask
killerdana 19
*They
Schizomaniac 24
You, my friend, are an idiot.
Stazza11 27
Guess you both have something in common.
rocker_chick23 27
#17: There is nothing wrong with what #5 wrote.
watermelon15 35
You decided to be creative by "spraying purfume in someone's face?" Ummmm k
DomiLove 26
Didn't say she sprayed them in the face. I would say I doubt she's that dumb but figuring her spraying her without consent.. Well..
orbit 22
Still, it's not that creative...
Janawa 22
Ask, ask, ask. No matter what you're selling, ask if someone wants to try it first.
WasabiMars 21
A beginner's mistake. Next time you'd say "would you like to try?" before spraying someone with perfume. It's basic courtesy OP. I hope you learned your lesson.
PennyLane27 32
Beginner?? More like idiot's mistake. People like OP are the reason job training for retail jobs include some REALLY stupid (and lengthy) training videos. Your store will have fun with the lawsuit. And future employees will have a blast with the idiotic training required......Grats, noob!
Brandi_Faith 34
To be honest I'm extremely surprised that Op's boss didn't tell her not to spray perfume on or around anyone unless they give permission. Yes this may seem like common sense, but it also seems like something a boss would tell an employer when training them.
Razi_tail 25
That's exactly what I was thinking 124. That should have been a part of training and if it wasn't, the boss is liable as well.
silvercamaro 22
"I want to go look at some of the dresses, but the only way over to them is through the *gulp* perfume department."
teentee401 37
Spongebob FTW
showmeyourears 19
Oh man, I always hate going in there!
pwnman 33
I swear to god, we have not had a effective YDI FML in a while.