Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
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Top comments
starile 20
You're stupid
Zestus 19
Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.
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Zestus 19
Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.
Stupified 0
Dum dum
lost12 0
rargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
allen20 0
eewww gross!
allen2020 0
iknow i agree #12!
allen2020 0
surprisingly i didnt!!!
Stupified 0
Op who cares I bet you have fresher breath now then all that candy is giving you. At worst it's a little bitter, you'll get over it.
missmurderx 8
agreed, four. I'm pretty sure the perfume counter is far away from the candy aisle. o.O
allen20 0
dats so kool now we can talk to ourselves again!
jessicaax3 0
LMAOOOO! ...wow.. good job...
missmurderx 8
19, have you ever accidently gotten perfume in your mouth? it's awful. D: and I imagine it's even worse when it's concentrated like that. :((
allen2020 0
yeaa but lets be more unique remember dat guy said in the other fml?
allen2020 0
27 you have an xbox live account?
Phaa 0
Obviously, OP is blind. Obviously, OP has no common sense. Obviously, a spray candy would be far from a perfume. Obviously, I'm long overdue to stop.
allen20 0
FML WHY ARE YOU MODERATING MY COMMENTS?!!? I READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!! >:((
allen2020 0
FML WHY ARE YOU MODERATING MY COMMENTS?!!? I READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!! >:((
allen2020 0
i give up just bann me i mean it!!!
Nolwen_fml 0
LOL.
allen2020 0
bannn meee!
Stupified 0
25 candy spray comes in a plastic bottle, which would mean it wa s probably body spray which is even less bad. imma go do it to prove my point.
SkroaI 0
YDI because you saw one of those candies that you spray in your mouth. Only after spraying some in your mouth did you realize it was perfume.
itz_scrumdidly 0
failsauce
marlaineeeee 0
this isn't a FML, OP you're just a freakin' moron.
allen2020 0
dats sad and so am i:(
Stupified 0
Okay, that shit was pretty nasty. still doesn't change the fact that anyone dumb enough to spray it in their mouthes deserves whatever discomfort they experience.
alphabravo76 0
42, you just prooved more than 1 point there...
Stupified 0
I know I did.
ilovenerds_ 1
Yummmmmaaaaaay.
jj2014 0
that's happened to me.
The_Fonz_fml 0
who said OP was in a store? they could have just seen the bottle laying around?
BagleHead 6
Passion fruit spray? Buddy the Elf ftw
buzz18 7
lol, ive tried it, not such a smart idea
imaginaryvoice 18
Did it say "Candies" on the label? If so then I did the exact same thing ._.
the_flirtt 0
haha op ur dumb
missmurderx 8
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR 2004 MOVIE REFERENCE, 54 <3
tweetbaby14 18
did you chew an electrical wire because it looks like licorice? or pop a bunch of pils because they look like m&ms? OP please get your eyes checked then.
planbsponserme 2
Well, your not the brightest candle.
Mehness 0
87 - you're :) Irony hurts :*(
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it sis. we all make mistakes
StunnerSarah 0
you lose
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
[perfume section] oooh candy! *spray* hmm...ah AH! this is terrible candy! what do they make candy out of nowadays?! perfume?!
vahnblue 0
how did it taste? roflcopter
paintrain 0
somones a tard
reCHARGEable_fml 0
Congrats OP.. Now your breath doesn't stink.. Eat me
AshDramatiicsxz 2
lmaaaao true ! WHAT A FAILL !!!
Cupcakeshizz 0
that happened to me when I was talking to my friend and she sprayed perfume in my mouth :/
10mileswid3 0
lol did it still taste like candy?
itsybitsyspider 0
well OP, atleast you have fresh breath that smells like a blooming rose ? soo I have to say . . . om nom nom .
picabo889 11
actually i've tried it (dont ask, band camp) it makes yur tongue numb and its just this really weird unpleasant burning sensation
starile 20
You're stupid
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
like really... a bottle a perfume just doesn't look like candy ....???
mddinsmore 0
holy ****!
Nolwen_fml 0
yep I agree. Holy ****!!
ScaryyMary 14
What are "Holy ****"? Are they the **** that nursed Jesus?
the_flirtt 0
hah funny scarymary
makayla_roxx 2
mmmmmmmm deliciousa bahahahahaaa ydi xD
jasneetkaur 0
this is NOT an fml,unless the perfume was toxic.
sallen0046 4
You're a complete moron. Learn to read.
this_female 0
hahaha now your breathe smells good at least(;
firstdbzmaker 15
ew perfume is hella bitter
Just_Me_143 0
I'm just wondering how you know that....
Person1233 13
How is this even possible? YDI for being stupid beyond belief.
unidentified_sta 5
I misread it as candles as was utterly confused, saw it was spray candies actually and am still lost.
MarkerofMagic 0
spray candies is exactly what it sounds like. it takes the flavor of a candy like let's say spur warheads or jolly ranchers. and youcan spray it in your mouth for the taste of it.
WTSchool 0
That's... disgusting. Was there a label on it? Yes? YDI. Was there candy around it? Or was it perfume? Perfume? YDI. Is it someplace that only sells perfume? Or does it sell candy? It was possible it could be both. But perfume and candy wouldn't be near each other. YDI. But don't get sick or anything. 'Cos I would.