Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Anonymous
Classic mistake
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
mayoshampoo
Toronto, Canada
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Hair problems
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Vicki
Canada
Nice sheen
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
spoiled22
United Kingdom
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Delicious
Saint Kilda, Australia
Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hurry up
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
Top comments
littlejoe152 0
well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1
kallielou 10
That isn't so bad...
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vthatsme 0
aw that sucks
cincin75 0
Op maybe u looks just like a croach. ;)
luckytexan 8
just go wash your hair.
MissRachieee 3
I agree with #7.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Once again..there needs to be a "stop complaining" voting button. Agreed^ just go wash your hair!
lalalalatgb 0
wait dont u look at the can first?
Ms_Jessie22 8
You should have noticed the smell difference right away.
amandalovee 0
agreed, just wash ur hair not a big deal..... bugs wont come close to u ?
RaIeigh 0
Pandapoo go get some rest :P
Tripout 0
nvm I'm confused u meant roach end of story.
Fang_Banger 0
Raleigh I like your tattoo! what is it? lol
RaIeigh 0
Stars with leopard print going around them (:
piinkbunnii 1
Boo this sucks!!!!
seanreddog 4
Agreed with everyone else ydi and get over it.
Einstein714 0
E=MC2
Vanessaxx 0
thatss a pretty hot tatt Raaa
RaIeigh 0
Thank you Vanessa, aka chick who has never seen The Office :3
120796gators 0
well atleast ur hair won't have bugs and second fmls just keep getting wimpier and wimpier
Vanessaxx 0
don't keep bringing that up! goshh! ;P
RaIeigh 0
I'm sorry but I just can't forget such things, gawshh! :] Hah, I guess I could stop giving you crap about it.
00yoda4 0
ydi beacouse you didn't read the bottle and just sprayed it ydi also for causeing globle warming
Vanessaxx 0
thankss<3 I appreciate itt(:
clanceyrocks11 0
oh well, no bug bites for you.
arhanes 0
This sounds like a fake
Fang_Banger 0
I've never seen the office either lol
RaIeigh 0
Ooo my comment poofed :o Gahh, what's up with all you people who have never seen The Office?
carpediem9_fml 0
LOL ydi for resembling a bug.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Now if a mosquito comes within a foot of your head they'll combust Win
illmatic2 16
house is badass, not as badass as Jack bauer though.
Snugglez 0
and you didn't notice? OP your an idiot.
andrew_44324 0
proof that women cant do anything right but make themselfs look like ***** and morons
sUpRaNaTuRaLVIII 0
the office is a great show
romskiies 0
hahaha says the guy who failed miserably at attempting to get her number lmfao dude gtfou lol
comatoast 0
hey I didn't know raid made hair spray!
andruha1123 5
that blows! but at least bugs won't bug you anymore
beastyboyz321 0
aasmg you comment alot but im not complainin where you live at?
beastyboyz321 0
yah your funny i like readin your comments but are you datin that one guy?
Vanessaxx 0
I love threadjacking . lmfao espically when there's hot guys that do it with you(:
beastyboyz321 0
ya raleigh thats the one i was talkin about you with him?
Vanessaxx 0
yahh them. but don't forget Jimmyy!<3
beastyboyz321 0
oh ok dam dude sorry no disrespect to your girl...lucky guy though
RaIeigh 0
*walks into conversation*
SpyderMonkee 0
Does OP have a beehive hairdo?
BluSkyNoise 0
that fixes your lice problems?? well, sortaa
epoh_fml 0
hmmm that's some interesting info right there, Raleigh :S
romskiies 0
burn lmao and man work was interessting 2 energy drinks and no sleep = me being hyper full of energy shaky and eyes blurring a little but lmao and I for to help a blind man yes!!!! lmao
romskiies 0
got** lol insomnia haha :D
epoh_fml 0
romskiies--that commer made no sense. go to bed :)
epoh_fml 0
*comment
QueenMariahCarey 0
#49 I love that album!! (:
JupiterIcicle 1
Does anyone know what would actually happen to your hair?
RaIeigh 0
^ Get a life. That is all.
epoh_fml 0
damn aasmg, they're PMing you about that? fml stalkers 0_o
romskiies 0
hope it made perfect sense when your sleep deprived ^ahaha an yea haters nee stfu and leave em alone it's their life they're adults they'll know what to do with their lives
romskiies 0
can't hope I gotta shower n go out an drink and so it all over again, maybe another all nighter ahhaha dueces
tamaramyboo 0
Hhahhahhahhahhahhhhh
parapeople 5
7-Maybe OP straightens or curls their hair every day. I straighten mine every day, which takes about an hour. Plus the OP would have to dry their hair. Still, I think most people would notice the difference in the bottles and smell.
kallielou 10
That isn't so bad...
rockera 0
lmfao
tubz55 0
seriously
autumn16 0
at least you won't have Mosquitos and stuff come close to you (: just cover up the smell with real hair spray and body mist.. it's a win win (:
littlejoe152 0
well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1
lizzilla8297 2
so?.......
YevKassem 0
exactly...so what's the big deal??
WolfsGuns 0
op, you must smell like shit from it
thejerk56 8
sounds like a prank. op, it's time for revenge!
ActiveForce 0
how do you not check??
Daniboy_hockey 0
OP, well atleast u wont hav any bugs on yu
michalch98 4
nothing big not a **** my life but I'll just say so
cookiesncream123 11
Ewwww gross!!
WordsOfHope 0
NO MOAR LICE!!1
Lillinette 2
Exactly my thoughts.
gronkan 0
Concurring with the speaker above.