Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
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curious_missy 1
or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol
N_aero 0
I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.
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Comments (153)
Kat_MS 0
#29....You also can't be healthy on a diet of hamburgers and meat lovers pizza. 'Healthy' is relative and very well within the reach of any well educated person (with enough money to choose what to eat, obviously), vegetarians included.
Kimber88 0
Eat meat you hippie retard
lala_85 0
ummm if you're so vegetarian, wouldn't you notice the difference in the taste. i know people who are vegetarian who know from the smell of it.
Esperantist 0
"Sneak" some laxatives into her next meal.
Bud_fml 16
Wait, so did your mom know you were a vegetarian or not? Cuz if she did, she's hella messed up. If she didn't, sorry, but you were kinda asking for it then.
Pheonee 0
Okay, what the is up with you anti-vegetarianism people? Maybe they (pick any vegetarian/vegan person) don't eat meat because they just don't like the taste. Maybe they have cholesterol issues and the food choice is because of health issues. Everyone who has said "good, now go eat some real food", try and learn a little sensitivity--you don't have the right to tell people what they should eat. I've never been vegetarian and I don't really plan to take it up, because I do like the taste of meat and there are ethnic/cultural reasons I will eat animals, but dang. Having a little tolerance won't cause your pubes to burst into flames, you know.
Poky_fml 3
And you haven't recognize that? So you were cheating on yourself - that's what you get for being vegetarian. It's pathetic.
Jimmy_fml 0
vegetarians may have better sex, but in the end they live a more unhealthier lifestyle. you got to have your protein.
sai_fml 0
Trusting your mum and then her betraying you is deserved? Cool childhood you must have had.. Anyway the majority of you are retards actually do some research before you talk about how unhealthy it is, dumbasses. Your ignorance astounds me though I'm guessing the majority of you are Americans with really good dietary knowledge *cough*. I don't think it would be a far stretch to assume that half the "LOL VEGO IDIOT EAT A BURGER DUMBASS" comments are coming from the same people who post "Today, my mum jiggled my cankles and my jowls. I'm very fat. FML". I'm not sure how I'd respond to something like this but I guarantee it would be unpleasant to say the least for whoever did it.
flying_vegan 0
Sai, you're amazing. I'm making you a curry :)
0___0 9
When my mom makes things with meat (for her and my younger sister), she puts notes saying "meat" because my dad is a vegan and my older sister and I are vegetarians. My mother would never do anything like what the OP's did, I feel sorry for you. And people saying "you should have been able to tell," it's hard to tell sometimes because when you THINK there's no meat, and your own mom lies to you that there isn't, you trust her, then you get used to the taste, so you wouldn't notice. People saying vegetarians aren't healthy are stupid. My dad has been a vegan for over 30 years, and he's really healthy. My little sister's P.E. teacher that always says stuff like, "Ohh I just want a Big Mac right now!" told her class not to be a vegetarian and that they're stupid and shit. He told my sister that my dad needs to get medical help :S. I hope he dies of a heart attack from all the McDonalds he's had one day.