Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
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curious_missy 1
or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol
N_aero 0
I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.
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Comments (153)
uHazFailedTotall 0
Correction. You THOUGTH you were an vegetarian for 8 years.
PatRme 9
What does being a vegitarian do? see, it obviously didnt make any difference in what you are eating, and companies will continue to make meat, so.....?
Thabb 0
Well, you must not mind the meat if you never noticed. Just go along with it.
Gorsbug823 0
it's not for 8 years if she has been sneaking meat into your food
jpwdragon 0
YDI for being a vegetarian, the human race has not survived 2 ice ages because we didn't eat meat now have we? I was being cynical just then, your actually a dumb idiot for not noticing meat in your food, if your gonna attention seek by being a vego, at least recognize meat when your fed it!
Euyup 9
that means your mom cares about you and wants you to have a healthy life
senseofreason 0
no you've been a "vegetarian" for 8 years. YDI for eating your moms cooking and presumably still living at home.
Turtle_Mode 0
Meat is murder.... tasty tasty murder
MoreThan1lol 0
my cousin is a vegan and she's as pale as a ghost, you can tell that there are some animal products that plants could never equal, btw a nicely seasoned stake in Quebec feels like an ****** to the taste-buds. you will never fully understand the wonders of taste until you experiment with different kinds of food. Example: es-cart-go is...adventurous and isn't as bad as you might think. the larvae of a certain kind of fly tastes a bit like coconut (I've tried it). Crocodile tastes a little like fish. And Salmon in holinday-sauce is marvelous. Yes vegetarian meals can be good for you but only to an extent. If you want to be heathy, you need to eat all the food groups along with proper exercise... I feel like one of those Bodybreak commercials.
cinesixteen 0
HE could be a vegetarian because he doesn't want to kill animals. It's not all about your own health, you know.
xNephilim 19
That's crap. You can be perfectly healthy AND a vegetarian at the same time. No matter what you eat or don't eat, it all depends on the income of vitamins and that stuff. As long as you manage to get enough iron without eating meat, you're fine.
xNephilim 19
That's complete nonsense, unless you're a canibal. If more people would stop eating meat, the huge farms would 'produce' less animals, so the world would be, in fact, less populated by animals. Random advise: Use your brain, it's there for a reason.