Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
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Top comments
bloopaloop 27
That’s ok! It’s still a good day for a good day!
RichardPencil 32
Your judgment is off. You're not ready to face the day. Stay in bed and watch Netflix. Try to face the day next week.
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Comments (4)
bloopaloop 27
That’s ok! It’s still a good day for a good day!
RichardPencil 32
Your judgment is off. You're not ready to face the day. Stay in bed and watch Netflix. Try to face the day next week.
spinspinsugar 12
are you essential too?
crashtestdumplin 16
I laughed to this because it sounds like something I would do. But hey! The adrenaline rush from falling will get you through the day