Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
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curious_missy 1
or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol
N_aero 0
I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.
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Comments (153)
WhyworldWhy 0
I guess you have been a "vegitarian" for a while then
Jer_Just 0
If you're a vegetarian because it's healthier or whatever, then that sucks I guess. If you're a vegetarian because you believe in animal rights and all that shit, well then YDI, you're an animal too, and an omnivore at that. You're supposed to eat other animals. Go out and tell Lions they shouldn't eat Gazelles, amiright?
xNephilim 19
No one stops eating meat to be more healthy. Meat -> Iron. Many people don't get enough iron while actually consuming meat daily, so, naturally, some vegetarians get even less because they're main source of iron is completely missing. And animal rights are a perfectly good reason to stop eating meat. Ever been to, or seen a movie about, one of those huge animal farms? With thousands of chickens, cows, or pigs CRAMMED into a space that's only supposed to hold hundreds of them? Those animals are hurting. BADLY. But I guess you don't get that, so let me phrase it differently. Imagine living in a dorm room. Barely enough space to fit two beds, two closets and two desks in there. Oh, and you're also not allowed to leave the room to take a dump or pee. And then they assign twenty people to live in there. Yeah, must feel damn nice.
Jasie66 0
i've been a vegetarian my whole life, and i dont want to try meat because now it just seems icky to me. i get that its natural to eat meat when you can, but even when human were evolving they were mostly vegetarian, and i think that people should be able to choose what they eat.
Vishpal 0
You are the dumbest thing I have ever met.
jpest17 5
ha ha u ate food!!! be happy kids in Africa are starving!!!
jpest17 5
good news vegitarians can still eat pussy
persianpaul 3
oh God .. if that happened to me, I would just leave and never return, even if I had nowhere to go
daneeyoll 0
vegetarians don't exist they're a myth
xNephilim 19
Apparantly, smart people on FML also don't exist.
Socomsnake 11
I honestly do not understand how anyone can be Vegetarian. I gotta have my steak!
samuelmartin 0
ydi for not noticing that there was meat in it...
Swampeh 0
thats what you get for choosing the hippy life. GO MEAT! :D