Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
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curious_missy 1
or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years! lol
N_aero 0
I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one. If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me. They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them. It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.
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brkn_hearted 0
okay, i agree with number 3, despise and hope number 4 gets smited somehow, and also agree with number 5, i'd been vegan for about 15 months and recently switched to vegetarian a few months ago, but nowadays they've got artifical vegan/vegatarian meat, trick em and rub it in their face. i did it to my best friend who thought i was retarded for going veg until he admitted that the place we went to was the best "orange chicken" he'd ever had... it was vegan :P
MozillaFirefox 0
I eat vegetarians.
jasweetie1 7
#43, You said exactly what I was thinking!!! Being vegetarian doesn't change anything in the world. I'm not against you being vegetarian if it makes YOU feel better, but it's not making the world a 'better place', if that's what you're aiming for. I say, if you're vegetarian and won't eat meat, more for me :)
redbluegreen 41
That's really an awful thing for your mom to do. It's a personal choice, and by her doing it anyway without informing you is incredibly disrespectful. I'd be making my own food from now on if I was you.
Hola468 0
The vegs are so outraged! I love it! PS. It's called the ****** food chain. We happen to told the top spot. PPS. MOOOOOOO
xNephilim 19
So? You also happen to be able to kill a baby by shaking it. Doesn't mean you do it, does it? The good thing about this age is that we're, in fact, able to choose what to or what not to eat without dying. We can make the decision to stop eating meat and still lead a healthy life. WAY back, people wouldn't have been able to survive unless they eat whatever they have, no matter the taste. On the surface, being a vegetarian is like a non-vegetarian not eating beans because they don't like it. Nothing major. It's just that some people are dumbasses and feel like they should insult someone for making a decision they didn't make.
dearViena 0
no, you haven't been a vegetarian for 8 years :]
Tory_237 0
woah that sucks, i would deff. sneak some things into her food (: maybe some laxatives, dog food, ground up condoms? lmao. and btw, being vegetarian is very healthy, why do u think when we stop eating meat we can't straight up eat it again? we can do that with carrots, and everything else, why not meat? maybe because the human body is actually not meant to eat meat, and we have herbivore teeth, "but i have canine teeth!" umm no, those teeth could never b used 2 rip apart flesh retard. which is why animals eat other animals , they r capable, we are not. unless we use man made machines which is not part of the food chain. also, vegetarians get a lot of protein u ******* idiots, tofu, beans, and a lot more have protein, why do u think were still alive fucktard, hmm i wonder why americans r so god damn fat. maybe its bcuz we have a lot of disgustingly unhealthy meat in all over our food. a lot of these people r complete jackasses. really, im not human cuz i dont eat meat? that makes no sense, thats like saying some1 is not human cuz ther african american, i can eat and not eat whatever the hell i want, i bet u dont eat certain things bcuz u dont like it. well maybe i dont eat meat bcuz it doesnt taste good? cuz it sure doesnt.
xNephilim 19
Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Whether you eat meat or not does not have ANYTHING to do with your weight or your health. Sure, some vegetarians don't consume enough iron because the main source, which is meat, is missing, but that happens to loads of non-vegetarians, too. And, as far as I'm concerned, eating meat does not make you fat. It's all the ice-cream, chips and all that crap, not a steak or whatever per day. And yes, those teeth we have are, in fact, canines. Look it up, ask a professor. Everyone will tell you that.
kimmaye 0
...then i guess you havent REALLY been a veg...right?
j0hn_fml 0
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rocker8877 0
That sucks