Today, my girlfriend saw my secret money stash for emergencies and broke up with me, after calling me a greedy asshole and not telling her before. According to her, we could have taken a lot of trips around the country, because, "your money is mine, too." We dated for six months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, I found out my significant other has been secretly spending our savings. Inflation was bad enough, but goodbye safety net. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
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Top comments
alex_jaguara 33
And that's when you know she was only in it for your money. Lets assume she is capable earning her own salary. Why didn't she treat you to a trip on her expenses?
Ambrily 27
Be glad she's your ex.
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Comments (14)
princess98 8
Dodged a bullet I'd say!
Ambrily 27
Be glad she's your ex.
alex_jaguara 33
And that's when you know she was only in it for your money. Lets assume she is capable earning her own salary. Why didn't she treat you to a trip on her expenses?
Bogrbon 27
That was never gonna end well, if 1. in 6 months of dating she thinks she owns you and 2. she has no notion of a rainy day fund or saving for the future. Best luck finding someone worthwhile and my condolences to whoever's the sap who ends up with your ex.
Brightside86 31
Good on you for keeping is a secret. I'm really focused on early retirement so I'm really bad about being excited and sharing good financial news.
princess_stabitty 20
You really should count yourself lucky that she only break up with you - and not stole your money, and then break up with you.
wawa_sxm 15
Lucky you...many would have taken the money spend it and still break up
VnD 12
Be glad OP! The trash took itself out!
Jonkbaby 23
Go out for an expensive dinner and send her a selfie
dasin 18
congratulations