Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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shadowkillah 0
well that's pretty sad OP but well you're only 27 u still have time .go out there and meet some girls.......get off the couch...and for all these people saying get laid...either obviously he can't or he choose not to..I never knew that getting laid is needed before u reach 27...I'm no virgin but I would want to be...some girls out there just prefer their partners to be virgin also.
KingRDZ 0
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
paintballerla 2
I can't even feel sorry for you because you failed on such a masive scale. way to go loser.
1zinzanzin 0
lol I'm 13 and iv been wank iv fingered a girl and i'm not a virgin plus iv been sucked off
eastside09 0
haha dude tht sux tht ur 27 nd thts ur first pair uve seen ....sad sad sad
delfoxio 0
lol im wid 1zinzanzin...lost my virginity before age 15...haha you neva seen BOOBS man you lost life man you just lost it
Summer95 0
Ur a 27 year old virgin? One word honey... Prostitue!
iPLAYbasketball 0
6 u should invite me over sometime
iPLAYbasketball 0
dude it's hooker time.
Dynoblaze 1
Hookers. They'll sleep with anyone. Problem solved