Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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Comments (289)
sydii 0
haha :) awwww tht sucks!
goldfishsweetie 0
wow ur pathetic
talkalot_360 1
y were u looking at ur moms boobs?
drk538 0
**** are the greatest thing god created
volleyballer127 0
did ya suck em
emmajack81 0
lies
twistedavalon06 0
fake
badass20 0
uhhh #47 u are a son of a bitch gay ******
hasan044 0
fyl
georgiinaa 0
you wud of seen ur mums **** when u wer sucking off them when u wer 10..only 17 years ago buddy.. tit hair grew since then??