Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
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ItsAshxD 0
Well, at least you saved the vodka, because now you can go drink away the pain.
k43L1 0
laptop case. buy it. use it. love it.
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k43L1 0
laptop case. buy it. use it. love it.
SuchaLady 0
Wow. The was one severe run-on sentence.
lubby_fml 0
Actually, since there are periods, those are fragments. Remember kids, "you booze, you loose!"
seanreddog 4
In soviet Russia, vodka drink you!
jazzy1432 0
I don't know about Australia, but in Whitby you can't have alcohol within reach of the driver. So I kind of have to keep it in the back.
raNDMGUy 5
how the frick does a laptop break into 3 pieces when it falls less than half a metre from the car?
raNDMGUy 5
and i dont think the OP chose the vodka over the laptop, the vodka was just what she saw falling so she caught it and wasnt able to get the laptop
SuchaLady 0
Actually, they edited it after I posted my comment. Thanks, though.
yehr 0
just lands on the right angle and your ****** :D
xoxcinderellaxox 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ydi.... alcoholic!
BBQuberSauce 0
how does trying to catch his vodka make him an alcoholic? I would expect the vodka to fall out a lot sooner than the computer, since the bottle is likely round. i might not even expect the laptop to fall unless he stopped on a slope.
CATastroph1c 22
I accidentally liked this and now I want to shoot myself.
ItsAshxD 0
Well, at least you saved the vodka, because now you can go drink away the pain.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Of course, gotta have your priorities :P
bbq34567 3
At least you still have your vodka so you can drink your troubles away
myfriend_youfail 3
Why would you be concerned first and foremost with your booze? Vodka is easy to replace..a laptop, not so much.
Dr_Jalepenos 0
3 pieces only?!?!?
scateice 0
I'm so sorry :( When my laptop(s) broke I was all sad and crying for a long time :'( You'll be ok X(
BREADEDELF 3
Wow, ever heard of laptop cases, backups, and laptops that don't break into pieces from a 3 foot fall?
jelsew 0
Agreed.
portlandrima 0
why do I not feel one bit sorry for you???
benshady 0
So your alcohol is more important than your computer. You need to call AA asap.
perdix 31
Actually, she should call Absolut or Grey Goose and tell them about the commercial they need to make about her. She could be like the Jared of vodka.
hornetchik 0
I kinda assumed that the vodka was just the first thing to slide out, and that she just didn't have time to reach for the laptop. I'm sure she WOULD have rather the vodka break, but its just not the way it ended up!
Luckster 0
I'm too confused to feel YDI or if YLIF....