Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Cheer up! You are very handsome -- it's just that your wife has very, very ugly, mishapen ****.
Metu 1
Sweaters with faces printed on them are ugly anyhow, no matter who is printed on it.
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Comments (67)
0___0 9
:O It's her favourite sweater that she wears for special occasions, family portraits, and holidays!
NoNameForM3 0
Ouch!!!
reapfml 0
there have been too many fmls about ugly sweater competitions
Reyo 2
OP: It's called a joke. It's when someone does something with the intention of causing humor, joy, and laughtor to a group of individuals. It can come from a simple joke or a sarcastic comment at someone else's expense. NOTE: Not all jokes are meant to be taken seriously since they are, indeed, jokes. I suggest you pull the stick out of your ass and learn to appreciate your wife's cleverness.
Crunch_Captain 1
- 37 is right OP is just too sensitive and can't take a joke
f_alltheirlives 3
HAHAHAHAHA
rawrlily 0
It's okay, Brian Peppers. It's not your fault.
haleyaubrey1 0
Wow bitch
austin9282 0
ha sucks for you
pawpaw_fml 0
I'm throwing up the bullshit flag.
peroxideprincess 0
aww...that sucks. :(
musicislife1995_fml 0
ydi for being an ugly moron?
skibutter 1
wtf is your problem
blland 0
clever wife! give thanks!
YayAmerica 0
Thank you and agreed. A sweater with anyone's face on it would look stupid, unless you're 70 and it's a picture of your grandchildren.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
No that's still pretty ugly. You just aren't supposed to say anything bad about someone's grandkids
theycallmetahjia 0
that is so sad... lmfao!
Metu 1
Sweaters with faces printed on them are ugly anyhow, no matter who is printed on it.
perdix 31
Cheer up! You are very handsome -- it's just that your wife has very, very ugly, mishapen ****.
HarperGirl 4
way to save the day perdix way to save the day, i absolutely love it
yes_im_hater 0
classic...