Today, my ex was fucking me, tossing me on his bed and pulling my clothes off. I can't resist sex, but I whimpered, "I'm ovulating…" It seemed to turn him on more. I hope to god I don't get pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex told me she got pregnant from when I was comforting her when her mother died. We were still friends, so I went to her house and held her while she cried. One thing led to another and we began fucking like rabbits. I was gonna propose to my girlfriend next month. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope you don't either. No kid needs to be raised by a mother who has no respect for herself, and they also DO need a father figure.
Pmyers225 3
use a condom? Jesus ******* Christ
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lgrave 8
I agree, your life sucks. You deserved it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope you don't either. No kid needs to be raised by a mother who has no respect for herself, and they also DO need a father figure.
Pmyers225 3
use a condom? Jesus ******* Christ
lexxiasaurus 31
this is why casual sex shouldn't be a thing in today's society, you already know you don't want to be pregnant, especially by an ex, but you still went and had unprotected sex with him 🙄🤦🏽♀️ make it make sense where we are supposed to feel bad for you or pretend that pregnancy can't come from having sex, even unprotected, unplanned etc. this is really sad that you place pleasure in sex over respecting your body and soul to not be having sex with an ex or someone when you aren't ready for having a child. another reason why sex in marriage is the goal and not spread eagle for any and everyone