Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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Vampire_princess 0
Damn IT JUST ******* HAPPENED AND IT'S already ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!
Kate528 0
He was found NOT GUILTY for all those charges. Bunch of ignorant jerks. You're parents should have cared more though. FYL
Komatose 0
OJ was found not guilty too. Not guilty doesn't mean MJ didn't do it, it just means he got away with it. The only reason you think he didn't do it is because you don't want him to have done it. I respect him as an amazing artist, but that doesn't mean he was innocent. Dying doesn't make him a good person. It just makes him dead.
DingusLvl5 0
MJ is alive... Shooting hoops. Michael Jordan...
Kamazar 0
So witty. Yeah.
gummybear1996 13
When I was younger I actually used to confuse the two of them. Once my brother was complaining that he sucked at basketball. I told him that he just started and nobody expected him to be like Michael Jackson. I gave him and my mom a good laugh
DingusLvl5 0
A girl can accept ur proposal more than once, but MJ can't die more than once.. RIP MJ...
mementomori_fml 0
Off topic... when did Micheal Jackson die?
laurisshnazzy 0
Today (well, yesterday, technically. June 25). Cardiac arrest.
Jimboom 12
Ouch. That sucks man. It's not like they knew him personally so as much as they can feel bad for his passing it should in no way be bigger new than your proposal. Anyway, laughter is the best medicine. So Michael jackson announces a 50 day tour, takes all the money and then dies? You've been hit by a smooth criminal !
nxkftw 0
I lol'd in my pants.
Ravenite 0
Something similar happened to my father. He was in the Navy and got some shore leave so he surprised his girlfriend and his family with a visit. Elvis Presley's death was more important than his return...
Nightfallz 0
we have our one Michael Jackson "fml" no more
Smarty_ 0
Wow your parents are complete fools. MJ never did anything important for the world and I doubt your parents knew him so who knows why they care more about his death then your life.
laurisshnazzy 0
Never did anything important? Wow. He created boy bands, he started music videos, and he became an iconic figure in the musical industry not only as a pop star, but as a dancer as well. And, of course, all of these contributed to the musical industry to shape it into what it is today. What rock have you been hiding under?
pleasetryagain 0
I'm not sure if creating boy bands is a plus. In fact, I know it's not.
MsSippi 0
haha I second that #119
babaa_fml 0
dude, not cool I'm not obsessed with michael jackson, hell i know he's a freaking pedophile but have a little respect. As you can see, some people are a little...obsessive with him on this sight, so don't go and write posts just to piss people off
laurisshnazzy 0
Hahaha #119. I'm not a fan of boy bands myself, but they were nonetheless a trend of music at one point. I see your point though :P