Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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Comments (287)
fangsupKELS 0
I modded this!! Best fml of the day :) yes MJ had some poor life choices but the man just died-give him a little respect. His music was great and changed the world. Maybe he' up in heaven planning a duet with Elvis. How epic would that be?!
asiangirl555 0
Congratulations for you (= But just cause some people like MJ more than him, don't mean that he deserves this. He probably didn't know that he died when he proposed to her. It's not his fault.
whogivesaf_ck08 0
to the people who say he was found innocent- do you know anything about the United States justice system? i dont f**king think so. OJ Simpson, Martha Stewart etc... child molestation is still a problem in the United States- are you blind? to the op- your parents shouldnt be mourning him to the point they arent happy for their real lives.- FYL
asiangirl555 0
June 26th 2009 he had a heart attack
deathproof_fml 0
I agree with #57. Good riddance. Also, your parents are ****** up in the head. Don't even bother inviting them to the wedding if they care more about some pedophile croaking than their own son's marriage.
amy10 0
R.I.P Micheal Jackson but dude that sucks
DSuarez94 0
I loved mj but family ALWAYS comes first
21icefox 0
Ur fam is crazy, MJ's death is a big lose to the world but ur getting a new life. Their the ones being selfish.
mjrestinpeace21 0
i love mikey but it was mean of your parents to do that but i would've done the same thing because i may be actually 10 but i'm a die hard fan because he's not a molestor, pedo, or anything like that
aback 5
I'm sorry your parents are douches.