Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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BvR 0
i would just be sad that i have the same anniversary as a creepy pedo with bleached skin. f*** your parents
KitKatMuffin22 2
You seem to an incompetent twit.. He had a disorder with his skin pigments which left white patches randomly across his body. So of Course the best he could do was to bleach the rest as suggested by doctor.
ManInTheBox89 0
To those who say YDI, I reply WTF?! It's not like his parents knew MJ personally, and he might not have even heard of his death till he got to his parents. I browse this site on a daily basis when I get free time, and I swear, some people seem to just come here to try and make the OPs feel like a piece of shit, like the OP already doesnt already feel shitty. Anyone who does that kinda stuff are the real pieces of shit to me
JarJarBinks_fml 0
What the ****? If he was still producing music, it still wouldn't matter. A pedophile died, THIS IS GOOD. And in any case, the death of a celebrity should under no circumstances overshadow this. Did any of you know mj personally? If not, get the **** over it
laurisshnazzy 0
Go read my reply to #15 and stop being ignorant.
staciieee_x3 0
FFS!! how ignorant some of you are.
AdamGD 0
Thank you jarjar
smith_c 0
Ok.MJ was cool nd great when he was black.but after he bleached his skin,but ******* neverland ranch,nd touched lil kids he was a gay pedophile that should have no attention.congads on ur marriage.parents can be assholes,and that is an example.but you can start a new family now,and get mad at ur son for coming home and saying he got engaged on the same day the jonas brothers died
mehwhateverr 0
Ignorance is NOT bliss. "Ok.MJ was cool nd great when he was black.but after he bleached his skin," He has a rare skin disease that turns his skin lighter. I cannot remember what it's called, but if you look at pictures of him from younger to older, you can tell his skin got gradually lighter as he grew up. "but ******* neverland ranch," Do you mean bought? He bought neverland ranch to make little kids happy and feel like magic is real. So what, is Walt Disney a pedophile now, too? This is news to me. "nd touched lil kids he was a gay pedophile" He was found innocent of this. I hate that the media keeps telling people he was guilty. The people who accused him of these crimes probably just wanted his money. P.S. Your spelling sucks.
Puolukka 4
Yep...its called vitiligo...and unlike other patients who cover up the white spots on their skin, Michael Jackson covered up the dark ones...most likely because it was progressed so far that the majority of his skin was already white and he only had few darker spots...hence easier to cover the dark spots with light make-up than covering whole Michael in dark make-up...
greeneggsnsam 0
43 - you. are. amazing. :)
australiaaaa 0
dude. invest in commas. using '...' for everything doesnt even make sense.
mehwhateverr 0
Thanks for reiterating #99 (: And thank you #122 :D
manoverboard 0
Thank you, #43. Thank you.
DeadMansCrack 4
43, you're my hero.
Shizden 0
Get on a 4 foot ledge and tell them your gonna fall to your death. o.O
stringoffail 0
Today, I declined every "Michael Jackson" FML I saw while moderating, and yet TWO got to the front page. FML.
ohhhhshizzz 0
me too, and I saw a BUNCH! I saw one that was like, "Today, Michael Jackson died his ass upstaged my death. I'm Farrah Fawcett FMl" or something, I was like wtf??!
Kylias 6
Poor Farrah. o.o
goebellll 0
if it was anyone else that died, i'd be seriously pissed. but you should be happy, you will have a new family to put up with verrrry soon.
iCheez 0
Wow, your parents need to prioritise. Family are more important, and MJ wasn't the best person in the world, and better people passed away today
mehwhateverr 0
That's messed up. I mean, as torn up as I am about MJ's death, other things that happen today are still important (like my friend's birthdays, proposals, etc.) And it's not like you knew he was going to die today. YDI BROOOOO!!@~!!~!~! Obvious sarcasm. FYL.
mehwhateverr 0
I meant birthdays in general are important, not just MY friend's.