Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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ItsAUnicorn 27
YDI for talking through the movie
WhackTheJackal 22
You are the worst kind of person, talking through a movie. You monster.
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ItsAUnicorn 27
YDI for talking through the movie
patrickalamo 48
I hope you enjoyed your ass beating. YDI
annarcheer 19
I hate stupid people that talk during movies. I had these girls who were taking selfies with flash throughout the whole movie.
graysonbriggs 2
I feel you. When I went to see Mockingjay Pt. 1, the theater was full so we had to sit in front of these obnoxious girls. They apparently hadn't read the book, because anytime anything happened, they shrieked and yelled, "What just happened?!"
annarcheer 19
some people honestly have no respect. I mean maybe if they were paying attention they'd understand what was going on. I'm sorry they were being loud and obnoxious and I hope you enjoyed your movie other then that little incident :)
kirasant 19
Definitely. I'd love to see some jerk get beat for talking in a theater. I'll get up out of my seat to tell people off if they do that around me or mess with their phone. Ignorant.
xsydneyx123 28
They deserve it not only for talking during the movie, but for being rude to someone who told them to stop talking. Is it that hard to be quiet during a movie?
Rkikkas9713 25
OP was the one who was talking in a movie theatre.
griffdaman 10
And that ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't talk during movie!
pooldude 24
that, and the general sense of not wanting to be a douche!
incoherentrmblr 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least it didn't wind up like Aurora, CO...
elusiveshame 22
53, you lack the utmost tact with your comments.
Adm_Twigs 19
dude too soon.. that will always be too soon
Thatepicperson 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Technically James Holmes saved the people of CO from watching the worst movie ever.
jackycat 17
#53V, both of your comments are extremely tasteless.
TallMist 32
I wanna know what happened at Aurora, CO... I'd look it up, but I have no idea what search terms to use. Any help here? (I know this will be thumbed down, but I'm really curious and just want to know)
WhackTheJackal 22
You are the worst kind of person, talking through a movie. You monster.
Just_A_Tree 20
I hope OP's punishment is equal to that which was demonstrated in the theater scene of Scary Movie.
Jae_Hellyun 17
Think of the children!! Oh won't somebody please think of the children!!
Darkness_Hate 29
I hate people who talk to their friends DURING a movie..YDI
kpohil 13
thank you number 6. my wife is black and she fills that stereotype. i refuse to even watch tv with her
christian1509 21
You shouldn't be talking during a movie anyways
EvilLittleMan 23
Why are you talking so much in a movie to have the mongoloid in front of you to tell you to shut up? OP, YTDI. The "T" stands for totally. Now maybe your butt learned about a concept known as social etiquette.
doctorhook86 25
#8: You're right on, it's hard to take a lecture on social etiquette seriously in the same comment you use the word "Mongoloid". That term has a lot of racial baggage.
xxxdesperadoxxx 11
YDI. I've paid to enjoy the movie, not listen to someone run their mouth through it. It is just disrespectful.
SkullsRules1 26
IKR! There's a difference between quietly murmuring something to your friend next to you, and being a loud ********
mannatee 19
Hopefully you learned something from this
19990231 29
Talking through the movie and being an asshole to a stranger? You are the worst kind of person.
kpohil 13
not true in Cali last week two men tried to buy a baby t the grocery store for one of two reasons. I think they are the worst people. it made national news
llalala_fml 19
Last year an ex cop shot and killed a man in the movie theatre for texting. The man was texting his kids babysitter during previews. The craziest part is they went through the shooters phone and he had just been texting his son before he shot someone else for texting. Gotta love Florida