Anger management

By limeiscool - this FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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Sinshine 28

Sunday 4 August 2019 4:10

How in the world do you forget about glass in a window?!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 August 2019 11:34

Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. And sometimes you try to punch the bug on the other side of the windshield and break your stupid hand.

Comments

Sinshine 28

Sunday 4 August 2019 4:10

How in the world do you forget about glass in a window?!

acmariner99 25

Sunday 4 August 2019 4:16

Don’t do that!

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 4 August 2019 4:30

Victory for the bug.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 August 2019 11:34

Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. And sometimes you try to punch the bug on the other side of the windshield and break your stupid hand.