failure461
United States
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
limeiscool
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Anger management
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
spideypowers
United States
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
stupid
United States
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Kevin
Berlin, Germany
Lightbulb moment
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
romainmain
Charleville-m?zi?res, France
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
dumbblonde
United States
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
ferrarismyname
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Shotgun
Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
strokingitasitype
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gander, Canada
Gunked up
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
GamingWolfy5
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Top comments
jennss96 2
Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P
orangeduck 6
Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.
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Comments (132)
ericamichelle521 0
Why did you decide to try and kill it when it was on your screen in the first place? Like you couldn't have waited until it landed on the wall or something?
Mystery_Machete 2
Hey, that's too much to focus on at once. I mean, seriously. If I focus on anything for more than 30 seconds- Where am I?
lulututu 4
55 that's not funny.
YacL 15
55- That's more like alzhiemers than A.D.D.
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Looks Like Someone Went Ballistic ;)
lexeous 4
Looks Like Someone Really Wants To Seem Smart..!
YacL 15
Looks like someone-- eh, I'm not going to even bother.
Yuuki_mei 0
i killed a fly on my computer screen too- I just didn't hit so hard.
txgirl2013 14
Really Bugging Out huh? Sorry OP! :(
BumbleChick 18
You didn't have to hit it that hard. Doesn't take much work to kill a fly. :)
TraceCase_ 19
Reminds me of 'Breaking Bad'. Was this fly causing problems in your meth lab?
LaughterofCorn 4
One fly, one chance to save the world. Well in it's cause to **** up yours.
YoLauryn 0
that's when I would check myself into a mental hospital.
St3WI3 0
ok first of all, how does that mean he has mental problems, and second of all, he probably just got startled by the fly and smacked his laptop
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn, poor fly.
porridge111 6
Nice picture xD
rebekahah 7
did you get it??