failure461
United States
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
limeiscool
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Anger management
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
spideypowers
United States
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
stupid
United States
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Kevin
Berlin, Germany
Lightbulb moment
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
romainmain
Charleville-m?zi?res, France
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
dumbblonde
United States
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
ferrarismyname
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Shotgun
Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
strokingitasitype
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gander, Canada
Gunked up
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
GamingWolfy5
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Top comments
jennss96 2
Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P
orangeduck 6
Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.
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Comments (132)
Amburito 0
Damn nature you scary
Ambi12 0
Every heard the phrase "shew fly dont bother me ?
Barbourino 0
MAC IS BETTER THEN PC!!
SLKBlack96 5
just like the guy who punched himself in the balls
lmaoatall 6
you didn't have to go all Jackie chan on it's ass. hate to see what type of distruction you're capable of with a can of bug spray and a set of nunchucks. wa-tcha waaaaa-tcha- spritz spritz
BigOrca 2
did you at least kill the fly?
KickItHigh 32
He said he ruined it... It doesn't always mean broken. It could be spider cracked.
itsallgoodintheh 0
your really smart I'm trying that next time and did it work becuse I really want to try so I can get a new computer
drummerkid666 0
I gave myself a bslack eye doing that
vickthedick 10
fly: 1 op: 0